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HAH

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Ooh, this is a noice place! Hellooo frens, Oim Jaaaambow an oim stayyyin wiv Kipper at the mo. I fort oi’d introdooce moiself while I get the chaaance - reckons as oi goes home on Sunday, wharrever that is. Oi loikes snufflin in bins an chasin tennis borls but oive got an ouchy leg at the moment so not doin much o that milarky. More fussin an biskits tho, so not all bad! Toodleoo.
~Jaaambow~
 
Hi Jaaaambow welcum to the Four Rum. It's fun.

My names Cassie and I used to be a wild child. Well sumtymes I still am cos wonce a wild child always a wild child. But I am very beootyfyl, parrenty.
I bin forra walk in the rain. Mum she put on my drying coat, but I took it off in unda 3 minute :rofl:. I didn't want to were it see.

Bye for now xx
 

Candy

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Hello Jambooooow! Is yoo veryverybig? I am still quite small but not like wen I was allsmall. It is nice to hav yoo here, we is all very very frendly and I am yor frend GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
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Hi Rory, are you feeling better? You must have been very brave when you went to the bum man. Hurty things are nasty.

Lots of love,
Wispa x
 

HAH

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Devon, UK
Well that’s a roit noice well come, thanks everybody! Kipper did tell me yous are the frenliest pack an he weren’t wrong, I wish oi cud stay a bit longer. Also oi gets a kong evry noit wiv taystee fings in it. Yum.
I used to be a wild child.
Oi loikes the soundov yous, Cassie. Oive always bin a steady boy, so oi loike em faaast.
I'm Pongopongopongopongopongo!
Pongopongopongo reckon as we’d have lots of fun. Oi might even try an hump yous if Oi get very cited, hopes you don mind but it’s just my way.
It’s good havin a frend to play with.
it reely is, althos he is quite young and bumptious a lot of the time. I ain’t so steady on me pins, and Kipper does galumph.
Oi jambow is you Devonish, cos I finks I rekocnise your axsent
golly Fergus, yous got a good ear - reckon as I dropped my aaaaccent yerezago wen oi left the farm.
I wouldn't mind chasin a few balls with you
Ooh Coco, reckon you’d win by a country mile although I’d give it a darn good go. My muther says I’m surprisingly faaast when there’s a tennis borl involved, and she finks I got some Collie. Never seen it misel. Right, brekfus time! Oi got stuff to go on top to help my stiff leg cos Oi wen to see the bum laydee yesday. She were noice, reckons oim hansum.
~Jaaambow~
 
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