The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Rory my fren, mu mum doz the cleaning stuff when visiters are comin. She seems to get huffy when I try to halp.

Dad letted me off the lead again today but I forgot myself and ran off. He wasn happy and I wasn allowed off the lead agin.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Mother ses we mite be seein yoo soon.

Fink so.
Mum an Sophee keep talkin about holibobs and CornedBeefWall an walks an frends an fingz
Wud be exzitin to meat frens from heer
Lilly x

 

[MrChew]

I mite be goin to daycare today. I had a big brekkie and no walk. It's very citing. I love daycare. So meny doggy frens and luvly hooman fren jasmine.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Are the flower peepel maybe cummin?
I hope not......
Lilly x

Hope not o have to sit still and not get on their knees.

 

[Granca]

Our ouze is very tidy? Everythin is put away, I don't no whi

Sounds suspicious, Rory. I think you should untidy it, maybe find a few toys, shoes, that sort of thing, and scatter them around?

Wispa

 

[MrChew]

Sounds suspicious, Rory. I think you should untidy it, maybe find a few toys, shoes, that sort of thing, and scatter them around?

Wispa

Good idea. I like to move socks an slippers an make shure they are nice an slobbery.

 

[Lab_adore]

Roars, find a big box an chew it up into liddle teeny bits and scatter 'em. It's fun and creative

 

[snowbunny]

I is a soopahmoddel. Mum kips tekkin me into the woods to tek picshurs of me. She sez she has to pracktiss tekking pickshurs in the dark. I get to play goalie wiv my boll a lot so I's happy to sit and look bootiful, or pen-siv for a wile.

Willow

 

[edzbird]

Willow

- Coco

 

[snowbunny]

This is my cheeky munkey face.
Juss frow the boll alreddy!!

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Listen up doggos, I have another wise word of wisdom for you all aside from Do Not Lick Todes. Today’s tip from the Pig is don’t try to sneak and weasel when peas are concerned. I stole a pea pod and tried to weasel past pig-mummy. It was all going well until she noticed my pig-muzzle was a funny shape. “The Pig, what have you got there?” she said. UmmffNuffinfmfmMummy I said. And then a pea dropped out of my muzzle. “A pea!” Pig-mummy said. MmmfnfNope! I said. And another pea dropped out. We both looked at the peas. I tried a covert munch and three more fell out. I cursed my flappy jowls and their poor pea-holding capabilities which apparently are something to do with my pointer pants. Anyway to cut a long story longer Pig-mummy wasn’t fooled and took my peapod away and I didn’t even get to hoover up the peas.

 

[Candy]

Oh, poor poor Pig! Fancy loosing yor peees! That is not good! Pees is nice! I am neely past sleepytime now and must make Mother go to bed. That is my job becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Oh no Pig! What a dreadful thing to happen! I have never found a pea pod, but I AM sometimes called upon to snaffle up frozzed peas when they drop upon the floor. That is me doing a good deed.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Piggy you is very funny

 

[snowbunny]

Wotsziz a peepod Pig? Pees com from a baggy in the big cold silver box thingummy here. Sometimes I try to stick my snoot in the bag when Mum gets it out. I is not so good at weezlin.

Squidge

 

[HAH]

I no a peepod Pig! But I am a spoyled Kipper an I do get gifen them by my Curly, an I’m notsokeen becos theys not as taystee as biskits so I go ‘peh’ and drop em. I kin sen you my peepods if yoo like? To ‘The Pig, Wayulz’ yes?
~Kipper ~

 

[Loraseal]

I luv luv peez but Pig my peez cum out the silver thing too, just like Squidge.
Mama takes them owt and rolls them on the floor for me to stop and eet.
We call it frozon peez voetbal.
Woof Hunter

 

[SwampDonkey]

Tiz me Iver,. I nearli left yorkshir

 

[Lab_adore]

hey there Iver little matey, lookin' forward to meeting you proper like when you left yorshir

 

[MrChew]

My mum gave me a peepod while she wuz cooking. It wuz nice, but not as nice as my dinner wot wuz mostly chikin and makrel.