Helo Iver , you is a pupppee right ? Bein a puppeee is grand cos you can get away with lots of norty fings but you get lots of cuddels too , I was a pupppeee once but I aint now , cos I am won yeer old next week, thats growd up you now, Roobin xxx
I keep heering tolks of me bein away fur tha weeeeknd. I finks am havin to stay at mummee’s wurk tumorra nyte then go to gwasgo (? I duno were that iz). Won’t see mummee again until sunnyday ebenings!!
Oreo
Mum sed I'm going to a ree-sort in a little while, when Mum and Dad go to yookay. 'parrently I can play with dogs all day long! That sounds ace! But I will miss my hooman's
I had a barf today cos the hot was here an the hooman's washed everythink. Me, my blankies an their blankies. Got mum a good one....heh heh...she waz putten the sheets back on the bed an I opened the back door with me shnoz an tippie towed down the hallway and KABOOM jumped on the bed all wet and hairy and rolled around on the nice cleen sheets. Mum shrieked very nicely
Oh Iver yoo are cutey cutey py. I am sposta be grown up but I'm notta propa grown up I wudd love to play wiv yoo. Yoo are goin to be gud lukkn I can tell.
Bleurgh. Pigs do Not Like Puppers. They are kibble-brains. But pig-mummy does like them and she says she is looking forward to seeing lots of photos of Iver.
Well what a good day I had yesterday. I have lived here with mum n dad for FOUR YEARS. I got to lick a curry plate with lots of minty yoggies on it too and some naan bread and then with my supper I got some spare chickin thigh (only half a one, I had to share with my Sparkle girl, I don't mind). I had a play in the garden in the afternoon - we played tuggy and we played fetch. And I rolled. I am very happy.
He he I wolled in sumfing smelly again coz I heer I hav to luk nice n fluffy for the doggy show dis weekend. Mummee isn’t comin with me tho, so I wolled to try stop mysel from going but I jus got barfed and blo dryed and Bwushed. ‘‘Twas no fun.