The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Lilly and Oreo if yoo is in a pub yoo shood hav had yor tee alreddy an now yoo shood be gettin choos.
Them is THE ROOLS. If this is not happenin yoo need to make sum form ov protest. Or ring Dogline. I no these fings are rite. Yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess see yoo sooooon!

 

[Sophiedoodle]

We has had oor tee now. Snuggld on sofa wif mummee now waiting to go to bed but mummee is drinkin some grapey flavrd jooce. It tastz YUK!

Oreo x

 

[Candy]

Mother drinks that stuff tooo. She ses not toonite, no scuse now, no more til fryday.
GGJ. xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess. Mother ses it feels like a long time til Fryday.

 

[Granca]

Wispa woz norty yestaday. Mum cort her trying to eet sumthing and fownd too littel brown balls on the doormat. Turns owt thay wer sumthing calld jin truffles cos the box with the rest still in it was all chewd just neerby. Mum sed good job thay wer too hard to eet and good job I hadn't got them cos I wood have swallowd them hole...

Tuppy (the good wun)

 

[MrChew]

There is so much water-from-sky today! Daddy took me out and I went as far as my toilet spot and then headed straight back home to my comfy spot on the big bed. After I got drieded of course. I'm not a barberrian.

 

[Selina27]

I am in DevOn. Tis nice. I am snoozin waitin for brekfast. Waitin, waitin, waitin......but snoozin in my bed. Parrently we can see Dart More, but we can't cos of a cloud.
I did see Molls my pal yesterday. We did go splashin . Molls is takin me to X More today I don't what that is but Mum she says dont you go scenty scenty hunty hunty..... So it sounds like fun

Cassie xx

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Cassie I fink we arr ne’er yuu. We drived weally weally fast thro deVON. Now we in CornedBeefWall. Iz nice heer. We playin wif Roobin an Nelly today. I is egsitdd!

Oreo x

 

[Selina27]

We playin wif Roobin an Nelly today. I is egsitdd!

 

[kateincornwall]

I goin to the beach , I herd Mummy say I goin to the beach and I mus be a good boy , what is that pleese ? Nelly is still sleepyhead , she dus not get eggsited like I do wen I see that speshul baskit come out , wiv all our stuf in it , bouncy bouncy , Roobin xxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

We is goin to the beech too roobin.

Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

We had so much water from the sky too Chewie. I think we both live in 'Straya?

I gotted wet so Dad let me on the couch wif a towell. Don't tell Mum

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad just sed poor mum is stuck on a broken trayn. She's gonna be late for dinna

 

[Jacqui-S]

Dad just sed poor mum is stuck on a broken trayn. She's gonna be late for dinna

Dis a sta
Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

Dis a sta
Lilly x

Then he sed something about watch out and cranky bears cos to make it werse it's a fahst day. He not making ANY sense but he got one of them bottles that seems to make mum happy when she drinks it. I think they call it whine. He sed 'even tho it's only tewsday'

 

[HAH]

Yore poor mum Maxx, but I rekkons the whine might help. Your dad is thorfull.

Cassie an Oreo an Lilly, I yamin Devon but I carn gettoo yoo I yam STUCK wiv my Blondie an I haff to werk, witch meens I get to trot him roun his fields every nowan then, and get him to splash in the riva, and then I get to snooze. If I kin workout how to move the wheely box, I might beeyable to come an fin yoos all?
*Kipper*

 

[Jacqui-S]

We are neer a pink pink pink playce if it helpz Kipper.
We walk past it on ower mawnin walkees
Lilly x

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I wan to meet mor frens Kippa!
We cud go to beech like we did toda wif Roobin and Nelly. Iwas fun. We ran an ran an playd and go wet then Lilly hurted her paw an we wen bak to carr bur then oor frens came bak to oor hollidy hoose.

Oreo x

 

[Selina27]

We are neer a pink pink pink playce if it helpz Kipper.
We walk past it on ower mawnin walkees

Oooooh yeah, I sen that pink pink pink playce. That playce is very pink pink pink. It is the pinkest pinkest pinkest playce I ever did see.

I no twuld be gud to meet yoo, we could play and play Kipper. Mebbe notha day.

I bin playin and playin wiv Molls, she is fun. I did go in her car wiv her, we did walk and run on a very big hill it twas fun. There were some ponies and I did bark and bounce and my Mum she did WOOF very loudly not like her at all, so I quiklee went to see if she was ok. She said Oh Cassie you must not disturb the ponies.

Then we went home and I am very very sleepy.... zzzzz Cassie

 

[kateincornwall]

Poowr Lilly , me an Nelly hope your poooly paw is beter now xxxxx