The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I sikked in the niyte an Coco did noe I wuz gowin to sik an he did wake mum ferst so I cud be sik on the rug owtsiyde the roome an then I got chukkd ouwte for a niyte tiyme gardin sniff. BUT BUT BUT I onwnlee did get a TIYNEE BREKFUST. I AM SOWE CROS AN VERIYE HUNGREEY I MIYTE AFF TO EET ME OWNE LEG.

- Meg(an) Sparkle
 
it ok frens, I no aff to eet me owne leg cuz I did fiynde sum verie taiystee foods on ower wark. We did goe in a feeld full of wat Coco sed wer "cuntree pancaikes" - well I did scoff sowe menny an mum did get histericul wen I fetched bol "MEGYOUAREDRIBBLINPOODOWNYOURNICEWHITEBIB" she did showte. "MEGDONTPANTSHITTYBREATHOVERME" she orlsowe showted. Yummmm.

- Meg(an Sparkle
 
Hey, we found LOADS of cow pats on our walk this morning. Really gooey ones. I did show my Sparkle girl and be both got stuck in. Oh wow! They taste good. Mum was hopping mad and kept shrieking and every time we brought the poo-coverd ball back her face curled up! So funny. We had to drink loads of water before she would let us in the car. My one regret is that in our excitement to eat them all, we didn't roll in them! Durrrrr.

- Coco
 
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