The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

No, it’s not fair, Stanley. We can’t go upstairs either cos the bald puppee sleeps up there. I miss being able to lie at the top of the stairs and peer down through the glass at the top of front door, just to see who might be coming. Mum has put cricket stumps at the bottom of the stairs, but Tuppy sometimes tries to move them. If she does, Mum gets cross and puts us behind the baby gate in the kitchen, so I wish Tuppy would just leave the stumps alone.

Best thing ever is being allowed to lick the mat under the bald puppee’s chair. He had pasta with yummy stuff and banana this evening and it went everywhere. I did the best cleaning up ever. Wish I could lick the bald puppee clean too, though...

Wispa
 
Sooooooper....we did have speshl trowt for brekfust. Oh! Oh! Oh! It is SO niyce. Mum did taiyke it owt of the big wiyte cold thing and did declair "Oh it still a bit froz" an she put it in the smol wiyte box that gowes BrrrrrrmmmmmmPING! an I did do sum dansing on me tippytowes wiyle it was goin brrrrmmmmm cuz I cud smel the trowt an then we did get sum. Evn better then normul brekfust I do saiye so.

- Meg(an) Sparkle
 
I fink my Mummy has lost her mind someware , I hope she finds it soon , she is bein very silly and singin a silly song to me and Nelly , this is her silliness :

Didnt we have a wunderful time
when we went to the seaside
Nelly was there , there was frends everywhere
An I runned into the sea for splashies

On the way back
We stoped for a snack
An there was Cornish pasties
I tried to beg but I didnt get fed
And I`m starvin now x
 
I went to the hopspital yesterday and I had to stay there. It was a little scary when the bum lady put her gluv on but I wuz brave. They gave me an ouchy on my leg but it now I feel better. And the nice ladeez gave me chikin. Then mummy and daddy came to pik me up and I wuz reely happy. And now mummy iz giving me chikin.
 
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