No, it’s not fair, Stanley. We can’t go upstairs either cos the bald puppee sleeps up there. I miss being able to lie at the top of the stairs and peer down through the glass at the top of front door, just to see who might be coming. Mum has put cricket stumps at the bottom of the stairs, but Tuppy sometimes tries to move them. If she does, Mum gets cross and puts us behind the baby gate in the kitchen, so I wish Tuppy would just leave the stumps alone.
Best thing ever is being allowed to lick the mat under the bald puppee’s chair. He had pasta with yummy stuff and banana this evening and it went everywhere. I did the best cleaning up ever. Wish I could lick the bald puppee clean too, though...
Wispa