The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I went to the hopspital yesterday and I had to stay there. It was a little scary when the bum lady put her gluv on but I wuz brave.
Hope you’re ok now. I get lots of treats from the bum ladies, but not chicken. That must be specially for if you are in the hospital and being brave.

Wispa x
 

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Oh Maxx noooo! I’m reely sorree you’ve got a hurty ear frum yor norty dog at skool. You mus growl at him next time so he stays away, he is a rood dog. I hopes your ear is betta very soon an I hopes you get extra yummy dinna to help tek yore mine off yore ear. Liks an bounces frum me, fren.
*Kipper*
 
Maxx that is nasty too hav that bad dog bite yore eere. Tis very horrid. I had a nasty dog cum and try and byte me last week, she is very norty. I wus minden my own bizniz eatin a lovly rottin apple when she charged across the orchud and had a rite go. I din't no wot too do so I just stood ther while her person shouted and ran about. Then I wnt to my person who said "oh yoo gud sweet girl" and I did get a big piece of livva cayke. She has tried too tack me before for no reason. I am a frendlee dog who loves to play but I did nevva run up to her, I'm not that daft. I am sorry that yore eere is hurty :( If I can get to Stralia I will make it betta fore yoo -- maybe after my snooze ok??

Chewie glad yoo home and Meg don't stand for that nooo :shake:

Cassie xxxx
 
I got a hurty ear :'( I tryde to be frens with a new fren and he bited me :'( I don't wanna go to skool anymoor
Maxx mate, that's rough. I think some dogs are just like that, I don't know why, I've met a few like that when I play the chikkininnaboxgame. I think they are scared of something and they are angry all the time. It's not you. Don't worry, we are all your frens here and we will look after you and you will make more frens at school and there are more nice dogs than nasty dogs.
Your big fren
PONGO
xxx
 
Hay Shadowe this mornin we ad to waiyte befor we cud cross the rowde becuz ther wuz peepl with dogs cumbing along an then this laiydee with 2 littl skwoshee faiyce dogs did jog past ovar the rodwde an I did bark and pul an snarl liyke a big ber an mum woz not very hapi. I did wont to biyte them. Nowe I am howm an dad corls me "Mrs Lovage" cuz I am a luvi dog.

- Meg(an) Sparkle
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
I yam still stayin wiv my frend Tess. Doeno where Mother is but I fink I get more food here an that is nice. Larst night there wos a bigbigbit of PORK left cos parrently no hoomans wonted it so I helped out by veryveryqwiklysnafflingit. Just like that! Hah! Then Tess's Dad sed I wos a norty puppy! Well, he is RONG! For a start I yam 2 hole ears old, so not a puppy. Then there is wot Mother ses, and Mother is neely always egg- zackly rite. Mother always ses I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Tess's Dad wos larfin an cuddlin me wen he see I wos a norty puppy, so I still am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
I yam still stayin wiv my frend Tess. Doeno where Mother is but I fink I get more food here an that is nice. Larst night there wos a bigbigbit of PORK left cos parrently no hoomans wonted it so I helped out by veryveryqwiklysnafflingit. Just like that! Hah! Then Tess's Dad sed I wos a norty puppy! Well, he is RONG! For a start I yam 2 hole ears old, so not a puppy. Then there is wot Mother ses, and Mother is neely always egg- zackly rite. Mother always ses I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Tess's Dad wos larfin an cuddlin me wen he see I wos a norty puppy, so I still am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Goodgirljoy, when I am curled up allsmall on my chair my mummy and daddy laff at me and call me Goodboi, Chairboi, Circleboi.
 
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