The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

I helped Dad make my speshal dinna - its got carrots and chikkin and rice an psgetti an other stuff and then he put it in the big white cupboard! Can't I have a (very) erly dinna Dad? Pleeeeez

 

[Granca]

Happy birthday, Maxx! That special dinner sounds yummy! Hope you enjoy it!

Wispa x

 

[Granca]

Happy birfday, Maxx! A new bol AND a speshal supper - wow! Glad yoo’ve had a luvlyvday.

Tuppy x

 

[Granca]

Mum bort me a new Kong yestaday cos my blewwunwichusttobeAmbers is lost. Gess wot, it’s a bit smaller than the uthers, so just as well it’s going to be a smeerypeanutbutterKong not a frozenstuffyKong. If it were frozenstuffy I woodn’t get as much as I yooshally do. I fink Kong has made a big misteak.

Tuppy

 

[edzbird]

We had smeerypeanutbutter Kongs (but they quite big) yesterday to "just shut up the pair of you!" So we did shut up and un-smeered the peanut butter. Never had a frozen one....sounds interesting

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

My teef fall out! I feel bitey. Ging put me too bed, I wont bite Rowi. No no no sweeps zzzzzzzz

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy sed that Nelly has got the very devil in her this mornin , she sed she is full of beens . What are these beens I wunda , cos I have not had any beens , Roobin xx

 

[Beanwood]

Roobin wot is beens? I had lots of been dis mornin, but don remember eatin beens??? An Shadow wot do you do wif bols? I like benson bols an kep stealing dem....

Otterpotter head

 

[Beanwood]

Otter leave my bols, you av yaw own toys!!!!!! I don take yaw bumblebee!!!

Benson

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I am Knakkad. I has ben puppee sittin all mawnin. We is havin naps now.

Oreo

 

[Beanwood]

Otter leave my bols, you av yaw own toys!!!!!! I don take yaw bumblebee!!!

Benson

Yew did Benson! Yew took Otters lambie this mornin... an dad tole you off!

Bramble...

 

[chrisc831]

I swollowed a smol bol yesserday. It was very skwishy I fownd it on my wolk. Mum sed oh no Fergus we r on poo woch now.

 

[snowbunny]

An Shadow wot do you do wif bols?

I like to chayse bols an I like to chew bols. But mainly chayse. Mum sez youz not allowed to chayse at the moment. Hope you get to chayse wen you's bigger cuz chaysin is the mostest fun in the whole big wide world!!

Here is me an my bol before it got losted.

Shadow

 

[SwampDonkey]

Mes up and had my dins I got nu fleece so I'm eatin it. Gings door jammed she's cleaned so I got to nap, Rowi helped. Floors all clean so I will put chewed fleece on it. Me cute but Rowi him sweeps and won't play

 

[Beanwood]

Shadow you is so handsome! I wanna chayse bols! Sumtimes I ken make them roll, an chayse them! but my hoomans get all upset...I dunno why. I wann be like you wen I am all growed an chayse bols..

 

[SwampDonkey]

That bl**dy puppy's gone to sleep. Thank f**k for that. Sometimes he's rubbish. He bit my neck. I'm going to bed.
Rory

 

[Candy]

My Auntie Liz went off in the car. I fought we wos all going on anothernadventure. But NO, parentlee. Me and Mother did not get in the car. Auntie Liz went off wivout me and Mother. I fort we were all Pack but she went wivout us! I tried hard to bebrave but I cried a bit. Mother sed 'Don't cry Joy, we will go to the woods' So we did, but I like the SEE best. Mother sed Auntie Liz will be back qwite soon an we will give her a Calendar for Christmas, wotever that is. I fink I mite be in it, I fink that is The Plan. Anyway I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

That bl**dy puppy's gone to sleep. Thank f**k for that. Sometimes he's rubbish. He bit my neck. I'm going to bed.
Rory

Rory, sorry yor neck got bit that is Puppees for yoo. I wood not bite yor neck. Or if I did it wood be in a nice way. After All I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

Pupee Mistee has bin bytin Oweo a lot.
I fink she has bin beetin Mistee up too tho - Oweo had her up aginst the dor wif her paw and waz holdin her down wif her teef rownd her nek
I jus leev tem to it, go to bed.

Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Oooh Lilly! Wot is goin on? Yoo is a nice jentul dog like me I fink. Kwite rite, leave them to it, go to bed. (Although Mother ses maybe 1 last whine.)