The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
I did the best thing today I jumped an landed highup where the hoomans take the tasty things an whatdidIfind??! Sossigis!!! Lotsanlotsanlots of sossigis, I went nom nom nom nom but then Curly appeared squeakin and lifted me off the highup. She says that now it looks like I can fly, whichis excitin cos I can catch that silly pidgin now. I can't WAIT to tryit!
*Kipper*
 
Today , the wet stuff is coming out of the sky , Mummy took me for a walk and I got sowked ,so I had to sufer the drying fing , its horid . This afternoon my uncle Adam came to teech my Daddy how to use somefing called facebook , good luck uncle Adam cos my Daddy don't now what he is doing ! Uncle Adam is 23 tomorrow and we are havin a partee wiv lots of yummy fings , his frends will come for bergers and uncle Adam will play his gitare thing , it will be fun I fink , Nelly xx
 
I did the best thing today I jumped an landed highup where the hoomans take the tasty things an whatdidIfind??! Sossigis!!! Lotsanlotsanlots of sossigis, I went nom nom nom nom but then Curly appeared squeakin and lifted me off the highup. She says that now it looks like I can fly, whichis excitin cos I can catch that silly pidgin now. I can't WAIT to tryit!
*Kipper*
Hey Kipper, I think that must be what Carbon did when he visited me! He must have FLOWN! I thought that he just made that big loaf of bread fall from the sky, but maybe he flew up to get it...
 

Leanne

Sniffer Dog
Location
Shropshire, UK
Ooohhhh guess what?

Mummy got so sock of me stealing her shoes that she went through all the old shoes that daddy has and gave me my very own shoe! It’s so yummy it tastes just as good as I thought t would!

Dads wasn’t impressed as he said it’s jusy ‘encouraging me’ mummy said she doesn’t care because I look so happy.

I is one spoilt puppy ?05D34266-DA7B-4F3E-8352-4DDFB11A67E0.jpegD32977D3-37D6-473B-9801-1D8C9EE7C7DB.jpeg
 
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