The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

hay! hay! hay! gess wot. I went to the plaiysse wer I yoost to liv an I was qwiyte exssiyted in caiyss I did see enny frens. Well I DID see sum owld frens an they wer niyce an rememberd me. And I gets a priyze gived to me. I went up an evry won clapped an I gets a RowzEt with miye naiyme on it an a tifficat with miye naiyme on it. An sum treets (mum sez I aff to shair with Coco ) an a bol on a rowpe an a bol not on a rowpe and a jiraf. Yes miye own jiraf. Am corlin him Binky. Binky skweeks an kirnkuls wen he's chood/

 

[edzbird]

Heyrs Blinky..got to pul his eers offf

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ears off would be best,. I don't like any appendages on my toys
Rory

 

[edzbird]

I don't know what's got into Ms Meg-Muck. She's been out this afternoon with mum and she's come back all giddy! She's throwing a Giraffe at me (where did that come from?) and she smells of the Old Place where I used to live. EEK IT SQUEAKS! I've just landed on the Giraffe and it SQUEAKS
- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin halpful , Mummy was writin sum card fings for sumfink calld Crismas , an she cud not hav dun it wivowt me , I past her the envalopes , I sed I wud lik them for her but she sed No Roobin , ungratful I fort xx

 

[MrChew]

Meg, krinkul toys are the best. I want to shake and shake and shake them till theyre ded. Your fren Chewie.

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Uh oh. I in trubbul

Oweo

 

[SwampDonkey]

 

[MrChew]

I gotted in trubble for likkin mums peeza today. She wasn't paying attenshun an I likked it. It woz nice. She ate it though an didn't share.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Me toof broked and I ad to go an see Jane. She pulled it out she did. Ging cuddled Me an I squiggly a bit. It's gone now Jane nicked it but it less urty now. Ging asked me not to chew metal fings. I zzzzzzz now.
Iver the Gummi bear

 

[edzbird]

Iver....maybe the tooth-fairy will bring you nice things?

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I bitey it ?

 

[kateincornwall]

I herd Mummy say that she is goin to rap presents up today , I dont now wat presents is but I will halp x

 

[edzbird]

I bitey it ?

No no, don't bite the tooth-fairy! Just a gentle sniff...

- Coco (Wise One)

 

[Candy]

We got nice mens in an out of our howse carryin big stuff an makin huffy noises an grunty noises but not like Happy Dog Grunty Noises. Won of them keeps rubbin me ears under the stoopid collar fing an sayin I noe luv. The other won gives me tummy rubs. I wood like to follow them awl the time but Mother ses Nono Joy, danejerus so we hav Come Upstairs. I yam bord Upstairs but I will stay here wiv Mother becos I am
GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxx
Pee Ess the mens do not look danejerus to me.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I will sniffy then I bitey? Bitey hard?

 

[Rosie]

I got fezzie. Fezzies are confusing. First mum got two fezzies from myfrenpoll and they were deaded but they LOOKED at me and mum made their heads go peckpeckpeck so I thought they'd be my friends and play and I got All Excited. And then mum did something to them so they didn't have any skin anymore and then they smelled so nice and mum made them into bits and gave me one and it was cruchyYUMYUM. And then dad put them in the hot thing and they turned into Dinner. So are fezzies friends or food? Pongo (confused)

 

[Rosie]

P

 

[Rosie]

PS I was sick last night. Maybe too much fezzie?

 

[Candy]

Pongo I fink they is frendlyfood.
Yor frend butnotfood
GGJ xxxxxxx