The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Mother ses I hav got hevvier since sorepaw and noproperwalks. Parently now I am 21.5 keelos. But that is not very hevvy is it? I fink it is waistin away reely wen my frends here way much mor. Mother ses it is becos I am small and bootiful. Also I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Selina27]

Squidge, yoo have to leern to convins hoomans yoo hav not had yore tee!

Yoo can do it bye eyebawlin, get closer and closer and DO NOT GIVE UP, not ever, no.

Yoo hav 2 say " WHAT PART OF I HAV KNOT HAD MY TEEEEEEEE dont yoo get", yoo don't give up

(Of corse my persun is ova the hill, she can forget if shee's fed me )

I fink yoo are not as big as mee, I am 29.5

Cassie

 

[snowbunny]

O Cassee you is so wize. I dunno if it will werk cuz my Mum is very ticular about mekkin shure I dun eet too much. Sometimes I hav to go eet poo or I wud starve. OK, mebbe it's a bit cuz poo is taystee delishus but mostly it's cuz I is starvin. Taystee delishus is just an added bownus.
I fink you is taller than me but I mite be a teeny bit whyder, speshully in the bum deepartmunt. Teeny, teeny tiny bit.

Oh, GGJ you is teeny tiny! I will hav to be careful I dun squish yoo!

Squidge

 

[Selina27]

O Cassee you is so wize.

My persun is a Push Over

I do havv to go and get wayed too, then I hav to eat brokolee and car rots. Theyze luvlee.
But I do like Appels lying on the grownd. Theyse yummy but I'm not reely lowd as the give me Gassie Cassie Tummeeee............ parrentlee

Yes, Joy is teensie weenie, little girl.

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy says I am a grate big lumpadore , so I wish I was lickle and daynty , then I cud get on her nee but she sed I skwash her cos I am 34 keelos . Nelly is a tichy fing she is neely 5 keelos but she has got a fatty tummy , she has to go on a dyet x

 

[Candy]

O Cassee you is so wize. I dunno if it will werk cuz my Mum is very ticular about mekkin shure I dun eet too much. Sometimes I hav to go eet poo or I wud starve. OK, mebbe it's a bit cuz poo is taystee delishus but mostly it's cuz I is starvin. Taystee delishus is just an added bownus.
I fink you is taller than me but I mite be a teeny bit whyder, speshully in the bum deepartmunt. Teeny, teeny tiny bit.

Oh, GGJ you is teeny tiny! I will hav to be careful I dun squish yoo!

Squidge

Squidge! If yoo squished me I cood be cawled Squish! We cood be Squidge an Squish, a faymus dubble act!

 

[Atemas]

eyebawlin

I is the Queen of eyebawlin, Cassie - I drives Mumsie mad when I know it’s my food time. I sits right in front of her staring, staring, staring until she gets up

Red

 

[VanillaBean]

We is back after finally being akoud on tappy thing. It has been very strange for a long time, hope it is now better. We will tell all about what we have been up to...not much really....if daddy was not home for ages and ages then mummy was not home for ages the daddy again for ages and ages....

Then we went away all together in this new thing and slept in it. It is like our house just tiny and follows our car. Well I, Honey barked at it first time...it was too close. Parantly we will be going more often...anyhow it is good because we get loads of walks and trips out and daddy is with us all the time.

V & H

 

[VanillaBean]

Boys wanna come over and play...daddy is away...

Honey the flirty and fluzy one

 

[VanillaBean]

Dont think daddy be to impressed. No boys allowed, I will stop them at the door...

Vanilla the watcher

 

[VanillaBean]

Parantly I am in Season..not sure where that is as we are still at home...
And I have been sick yesterday 3 times...feel better today...I ate 1 of them but other two did not smell good...

H

 

[Selina27]

We is back after finally being akoud on tappy thing.

V & H -- it is gud yoo 2 are back, I have mist yoo

Fromm cassee wiv lix and wags and lotsa Lab luv xx

Yore lil howse on weels sounds fun and more time wiv yore Daddee ......

 

[SwampDonkey]

I runned about wiv worwi I'm sweepy now. We played in squishi mud. It's so blowing outside.

 

[kateincornwall]

Just bin me and Mummy tooday , cos Daddy has gone out and Roobin is at playgrooop agin cos there is not a car to taike him owt in . Mummy tuk me for a likkle walk in the vilig but the windy stuff is horrid and neely blowd me ova so we cumed home an I had a sammich x Nelly x

 

[Selina27]

It's so blowing outside.

Four gudnuss sayke .... I only wonted a wee ---- she took me rite down the drive

Wot she do that four? Is this gayul? I said "im not goin" she said "o I reely think you shud"

I dont know... honnest two Godd

 

[Candy]

Four gudnuss sayke .... I only wonted a wee ---- she took me rite down the drive

Wot she do that four? Is this gayul? I said "im not goin" she said "o I reely think you shud"

I dont know... honnest two Godd

It is very blowin here too. Echo and Auntie Mags came for lunch. Me and Echo played
It wos not so blowin then. I fink I luvs Echo praps.

 

[kateincornwall]

I back home , well I got home ages ago but I bin busi lickin Mummy . I was a gud boy agin but I did not like my baf, oh no I did not but Anna sed I was filfy . I just had me tee and now I going to sleap night night frens , Roobin x

 

[Selina27]

Echo and Auntie Mags came for lunch. Me and Echo played

That woz nyce four yoo Joy .

 

[Candy]

Yes but evvrywon had lunch cept for me.

 

[edzbird]

Going to School in a mo. Love it.

- Coco