The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Selina27

Selina27

Location
Herefordshire, UK
I gotta Crissmuss tree, Ive had it for days. My persun did get it an my hooman bruvver did mekka stand for it and my hooman systa she did put pretty sparkly lites a silva things an all sorts of shini things.
An when I gets cited and I do wagwagwag my tayel the shiny round twinklin things they do fly cross the room. An they do say "oooooo Cassie wot have yoo done" An I dont know relly cos I can't help it:confused:

Now my house dos smell all funny an there is parcells evry where. I got very excited cos there is very smelly meat in fridge. Parrentlee I will get a Crissmuss dinna tmro.

Cassie O
 
Rosie

Rosie

Location
South Wales
Mum says it is time for me to tell everyone AGAIN my speshul krissmuss song that I rote. Here it is. Don't be scared or worried, I promise there is a happy ending. It is called Pongo's Krissmuss dinner and it is my favourite song.

Hark the Hungry Puppy Sings
Wondering what his dinner brings?
Beef or chikkin, whole or carved,
He's not fussy, he's just STARVED.
Finest lamb or basic kibble
Both will make the puppy dribble
Both will make the puppy drool,
Cos his tummy's never full.
Hark the Hungry Puppy Sings
Wondering what his dinner brings.

Pongo knows there's something up
Because he's an observant pup:
Little hoomans everywhere,
Sitting on his favourite chair!
Tree indoors...but not for marking;
Postie, parcels, lots of barking;
Busy kitchen...that looks good!
That means hoomans making FOOD...

Pongo stares! What's this I see?
Is that really ALL for me?
Roasted turkey in a dish!
Sweet potatoes! Bits of fish!
Gravy rivers, warm and steaming!
(Pongo thinks he must be dreaming...)
Cheese and biskits! Ice cream too!
Every Pongo-wish come true....
Happy puppy, now at rest;
Krissmuss Dinner is THE BEST.
 
chrisc831

chrisc831

Location
South Manchester England
Rosie said:
Mum says it is time for me to tell everyone AGAIN my speshul krissmuss song that I rote. Here it is. Don't be scared or worried, I promise there is a happy ending. It is called Pongo's Krissmuss dinner and it is my favourite song.

Hark the Hungry Puppy Sings
Wondering what his dinner brings?
Beef or chikkin, whole or carved,
He's not fussy, he's just STARVED.
Finest lamb or basic kibble
Both will make the puppy dribble
Both will make the puppy drool,
Cos his tummy's never full.
Hark the Hungry Puppy Sings
Wondering what his dinner brings.

Pongo knows there's something up
Because he's an observant pup:
Little hoomans everywhere,
Sitting on his favourite chair!
Tree indoors...but not for marking;
Postie, parcels, lots of barking;
Busy kitchen...that looks good!
That means hoomans making FOOD...

Pongo stares! What's this I see?
Is that really ALL for me?
Roasted turkey in a dish!
Sweet potatoes! Bits of fish!
Gravy rivers, warm and steaming!
(Pongo thinks he must be dreaming...)
Cheese and biskits! Ice cream too!
Every Pongo-wish come true....
Happy puppy, now at rest;
Krissmuss Dinner is THE BEST.
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hey pongo mate, my mum sez she can hear in ‘er ead yur mum singing that song
of yors. She’s twiddling on the tappy thing to find it frum last crismuss. She says yur mum has a sweet voyce...wot duz that mean?
 
HAH

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
I hadda luffly walk an played wiv a likkel dog an she sed y’okay? An I sed yeh, imfun so we played chasey an sniff.
Now I’m sittin In the mobile kennel in a carpack an Curly anI are waytin for Blondiewiv a sore eye. Mite bee conjunteeviteez, I had that so we’ll haff to put drops iniz eyes an give im lots of well duns an cheez.
*Kipper*
 
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