The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Naya]

I’m so angree with mum todai, she’s been to see Benson and the uvers.......I know coz I can smell them on her. She shud of taken me

 

[kateincornwall]

I cumin to the partee , oh yes pleeese ! But sumone will hav to luk after me cos I am oni a nipper you know , Nelly mite come too cos Deven is not far for us, we cud get a bus I fink x Roobin

 

[Candy]

I will luk after yoo Robin. I am very sensable Mother ses and I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

Fank you Goodgirljoy, veri much xx

 

[Candy]

Snow problem Robin
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

Ooooooooooo , I bin to Devin cos I was born in Devin , Mummy says I was , it was qwite nice there , Roobin xx

 

[Selina27]

But sumone will hav to luk after me cos I am oni a nipper you know ,

Ill tak yoo under my arms Ill sho yoo life in the fast layne yung. Roobs .

But I be kind to yoo too xx

peaS -- I be comin to CornbeefWall soon. My Persun let it slip

 

[kateincornwall]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Cassie , I mite see yu then, if I am a gud boy like I was too day , we cud play on the beech wiv frends , and Nelly too , Roobin x

 

[Selina27]

if I am a gud boy like I was too day

Dont be too gud roobs, dont be too gud. I will luv yoo anyways

 

[SwampDonkey]

Roary if slidin in the sno is todoggonning, wud slidin in the poo be poodoggonning?

Squidge

Yes it wood

 

[Candy]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Cassie , I mite see yu then, if I am a gud boy like I was too day , we cud play on the beech wiv frends , and Nelly too , Roobin x

Roobin, I am shore Cassie is veryveryniceanbootifool but Mother ses she sounds like my predogcessor, Solstice. Parently she got up to awlsortsof fings, cluding falling down a waterfall, getting swept away in a river an steeling a hamburger from an innosent personpuppy.
Yoo mite be best sticking wiv me.
Just saying,
Yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[HAH]

Hey hey evrydogs! I did tayste Jamee Ulibers mackrunny colloflowa cheez tonight an it’s MAZIN. We’ll haff lotsov it for our poo party.
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

Sumtimes I get a bit of Mother's Collieflower cheez! I luvluvluv it! Carnt wait for the Poopartee!

 

[VanillaBean]

Dad keps hold of hiz body

Yes mummy said so too apparently. She said he would have to pay them...
plus believe then we would not get any more walks and plays either...

 

[VanillaBean]

Me me me me pleeeeeeeeeeze.... I bin in the reezort for eva an I wanna see my mum an dad an all my yookay frens.

OK Maxx we will look at picking you up when we are sorted.
What is a reezort? is it good can you eat it.

If we can sort this before you see your mum and dad then what do you want to do??? tough decision that is Maxx - Poo eating and rolling or seeing mum and dad...

 

[VanillaBean]

We have checked the fund page and so far it has only made enough for half the flight there....need more, need more...

 

[chrisc831]

Mmm I erd that ggj’s mum ‘as a biskit tin for funds..is that true sweet lovely genital lady joy?

 

[Candy]

Mmm I erd that ggj’s mum ‘as a biskit tin for funds..is that true sweet lovely genital lady joy?

Err, scuse me, I duz not wont to seem rood but I fink it is hardlee propriate to menshun my girlie bits here! On the other paw, if wot yoo meens is gentul, then that is fine. I will talk to Mother abowt the biskit tin.
GGJ xxxxxxx.

 

[VanillaBean]

GGJ please find out how many biskits tins your mum has. They may help.....

V&H

 

[Candy]

Oh deer! Mother ses very sorry but the biskit tin duz not run to private planes for dogs or hoomans. She sees she wood do it herself if onlee she cood. We will hav to fink of anuvver way.
Yor sad frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx