The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I wos in the long grass today and found a ded pidgin, I took it to Mum and she went eek eek eek! Dad laughed!
Pepper
Oh little Pepper, you have much to learn. Don’t take ded things to mum never ever :shake: because they only take it off you. You should sneak and weasel off into the long grass and then you can shake the pidgey and pluck him and snuzzle his feathers and scrunch and munch him until his head falls off :nod: the only exception to this rule is if pidgey is not dedded yet, in that case you have to bring it into the house and then let him go because that is lots of fun. You are welcome. Love, the Pig x
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Hello everyone! This is ME, GoodGirlJoy! Me and Mother are Back! We somehow lost Trev and that makes me sad but we still have Mother and me and all the friends and now Mother says we have found you again, or perhaps you have found us, but I wasn't hiding, honest! It is very very nice to be back. I like running and bitey face and swimmy fetch and treats and being GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:pull:
 
Pig that is very good advise, but why do your hoomans take things of you? I bring things to daddy (mummy runns round and shouts leave it), and I get a treat. Then I get to pick it up again and carry it more. After a while I will get another treat.
I dont understand

Oh Nellie you are very brave. Hope you catch one soon and then you and Squidge can enjoy a nice dinner together
 

HAH

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Devon, UK
GoodGirlJoy, hooray! S’luffly to seeyu here andI like hearin bout the fings you like, like bitey face n runnin n swimmy fetch n treets. Whatsis your favrit treets? Mine is sosigis n pidgins although I hafent actually hada pidgin yet but I fink they tasteov flyin sosigis. Pig says they is tasty so I’m waitin to ketch one.
*Kipper*
 

Lab_adore

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Staff member
Welcome welcome GoodGirlJoy, so glad you are here. Sorry you lost your Trev, we will be your frends and help you not feel sad anymore

Mum and Dad keep blowin' that whissel and givin' me treets. Now they put the treets on the bench where I cant get them and then blow the whissel but I don know why cos I aint moving away from that bench until I get the treets. They do dances and call me and act silly but nope, not movin. They seem a little frustrated.....
 
GoodGirlJoy, heeeellllllooooo we have missed you heaps. Don't be to sad about Trev. Hope you are having fun with your mummy on walks and plenty of licks and cuddles.

Maxx you have to turn away and run to your hoomans when they blow the whistle. They will take you straight back to the treats and give them to you. I promise otherwise I will tell them...
 
Yay! Hello GoodGirlJoy! Great to see you here! It’s good to have lots of friends when you’re feeling sad, so I’m glad you’ve found us all again too.

Wispa x
and Tuppy x
 
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