The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

Mama called me slim boy fat and chunkie monkie.....and now I am on a DIET- HIT!!. Mama has been very very busy since my fun time in Wayulz. Papa is also awayz alot so I have a noo doggie walker. I luv luv him but mama sayz he haz spooilt me rotten and now it is DIET-HIT time. I iz not a happy labbydor.
Toffee we ave a glassinametal box. Mama sayz I christen every flippin fing ....so maybe it is OK to christen new holeinthewall??
Hunter - the snack deprived labbydor

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm a bear grrrrr grrrr I did big boy wees. It was hard grrrrr grrrrr

 

[Selina27]

Hey Roobin and Nellie @kateincornwall I am commin to CornBeefWall nex weke parentlee I am sooooooo exssited my Pershun she says if the wind dussn't bloe us away. .

Fing is, can yoo help me? Do you know where the CornBeef is? I tried to find it last time I wos there, I found the Wall no problem, I went over that, no problem, lookin for the CornBeef. But I had to go back over Pee Dee Q cos my Pershun she went a whiter shade of payl and started shriekin. I dont like that so I had to go back to see her, I may have got sossidge I cant remember. And Carbon's ML @Emily_Babbelhund had to waive and smile nicely at all the peeppell goin by in there kennelsonwheels.

I wonder were it can be?

Any ovva frens who have bin to CornBeefWall, do you know ? @Joy @Natalie @Naya @Jacqui-S @Beanwood

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey Cassie , you comin to play, grand Cornbeef wall is whear I live wiv Nelly , it is neer to a plaice caled Devin an its the last plaice in engaland . I do hope yu find it Cassie an that the wind dus not blowie too mush , Roobin x

 

[Selina27]

Cornbeef wall is whear I live wiv Nelly

Oh ---- well, wot about the Beef, can yoo eet it Roobin?

Cassssseeeeee O

 

[kateincornwall]

Oh no Cassie , yu carnt eat where me an Nelly live cos its not beef like beef, its a place wiv beef in it , I fink , Roobin xx

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Hola mi querida Cassie! I am muy muy feliz - that is very very happy - that you are coming to see me, Reuben and Nellie! ML says to tell you that you may have all the CornBeef you want, but no more wall for you. We will go to the beach instead and eat delicious crabs together.

Do not worry your little corazon about how to find us. Do what I do: get in the car and say, "Take me to Carbón!". Of course I do not say that because I am already where I am, but I often say to ML, "Take me to Reuben!" or "Take me to Otter!" so I know this works. Then you get into the TARDIS (do you have a TARDIS too?) and lay your head on your special pillow and take a little siesta and "voila!" (si, si, I speak a little French too) and "voila!" you are here.

I am already warming the sofa for you so that it will be the perfect temperature when you arrive. This is what a Spanish gentleman does for a beautiful and intelligent señorita like yourself.

Muchos besitos,

Carbon

 

[Candy]

Still no fireinametalbox, just this
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Wos appening GGJ ?

Toffee - the not norty one

Don't worry NotNortyToffee! That is where the fireinametalbox will live. Like this.

 

[Joy]

Do you know where the CornBeef is?

The Corned Beef is where all the best food is - in the fridge. The way to have it presented to you is to sit by the fridge and hit it as hard as you can with your paw. You need to make sure you have your full complement of servants on shift when you do this - my sad experience has been that when only one is present they become very lazy and refuse to do their duty. However if you have two or more servants in the vicinity I can guarantee that at least one will rush to open the fridge and select a suitable delicacy.

Molly (Former Princess, under a spell - curse that gypsy wench.)

 

[edzbird]

neva bin to CornBeefWall but I do liyke CornBeef verree mutch but I yam not sposed to hav it. boo. I will dreem ov a jiyant wall of CornBeef toniyte.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Selina27]

I will dreem ov a jiyant wall of CornBeef toniyte.

Oh yes Meg I fink I will too, that is the very best wall ever

The Corned Beef is where all the best food is - in the fridge

Oh rite, nuffin to do with Walls then?

Well, anyway, looks like I'm going to get crab....

I dont kno what that is but if Senor Carbon likes it it is good enough for me

 

[VanillaBean]

norty fing

No Toffee, not norty at all. Just ask Ripple he will say the same. Daddy says it is what hoomans do to, they christen things too and that is not north either...

V

 

[Lab_adore]

I'm off! Dad's taking me to have sleepovers at the kennl. Mum didn't come cos she had to give the fur on her head a bath and then she spends aaaages pointing a smolblowymashine at it.

 

[Naya]

@Selina27 ive bin to CornBeefWall but cudnt find the CornBeef. If you find it lemme know

 

[Selina27]

ive bin to CornBeefWall but cudnt find the CornBeef. If you find it lemme know

I will doooo Harlye,

luv

CasssseeeeeO

 

[SteffiS]

Fireinametalbox is here - , pparently ave to wate 48 years for everyfing to dry - Boo

Toffee - the not norty one

Hours, Toffee not years

Ripple

 

[MrChew]

Sumthin amazing happened today! Daddy was feeding the baldy pup an it smelled so delishus. It was fish with cheez an sweet topato. Of corse I wuz being goodboi an lying quietly next to the high chare. I waited an waited an I wuz rewarded for my goodboiness! Daddy dropped the bowl an half the food fell on the floor.

It wuz a feest!

 

[VanillaBean]

That sounds and smells delicus....

Peesee: don't let your daddy go fishing, he may spill his catch...

 

[Jacqui-S]

Result! @MrChew !

 

[edzbird]

We want our dinner. Now.

- Coco