Pfft. Willies are for kibble-brains. Doggos with willies spend half their lives cocking their legs on things and the other half licking themselves. Much better being a girl pig, more time for huntin’, sneakin’ and weaslin’. I am sure that willies would interfere with proper weaslin’ technique.
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
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Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Meg(an) Sparkle 1st Best Collie (to me) I do not like willees niver, and I do not like it wen boy dogs try to clime on me back, fankyou verymuch. I fink yoo must be a GoodGirl like me.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Hello Pig! I fink yoo is rite! I fink us girl dogs shood yoonight! Here's to all us GoodGirls!
Pee Ess I still like the boy dogs too but just not the willies an the climin on me back an also I like them to be gentul.
GGJ xxxxxxx
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Well, i like me willi an it needs to be cleen so it needs to be licked. Constantly.
An loudly. Prefrably wen mum is tryin to sleep.
We lick our girly bit too, loudly middle of the night just to wake daddy up.
But agree with Pig, ours don't get in the way...
Iver you look like you can't find Rory's but then he looks like he is enjoying himself....strange, very strange...
But agree with Pig, ours don't get in the way...
Iver you look like you can't find Rory's but then he looks like he is enjoying himself....strange, very strange...
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Of corse. Middle of the night is best too. Or wen there's visitors
- Location
- Isle of Man
o yess! mum did get up in the niyte too tell me - yess TELL ME to stop likkin an a slerpin wen I did need a middul-ov-the-niyte cleen. I did laff an snigger to meself.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
It's party day! Mum sed frens are comin' at 2 oh clock so I used me toes an that's 7 hours. I'm trying my outfits on: which hat do you frens like best?
I like the orange it kina sets off your Willi
Iver x
Iver x
- Location
- Isle of Man
orrinj Maxx. Yoo look luvly in orinj. An stror to. Carnt deeside.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Your just geloos
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
There is no dognity in this conversation and you boys with your male parts on display should be ashamed of yourselves.
Princess Poppy-the dognified..
Princess Poppy-the dognified..
Wots dognity Princess Poppy? Or shuds I ask Rawi?
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Yes, ask Rory and then tell us all what he says. 
Poppy.
Poppy.
None Maxx none...your hoomans should not dress you up unless they too dress up too. Now I have heard on the grape wine (can't eat them) your hoomans should get a sling swimsuit. They I think they be just as happy as you. This is what I say my hoomans every Xmas when mummy wants to dress me up. See how they like it...
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I asssked I'm Poppy and he laughed.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Best party Eva. Mum sed I was SUCH a GOOD boy. I tried real hard an I got lots of trees an cuddles. Even the strange frens hoo don't like dogs sed I was good
Maan so tired now. So is mum. We are hiding in the lounge room while frens are in the big blue River
Maan so tired now. So is mum. We are hiding in the lounge room while frens are in the big blue River