The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

I did eet a LOT of sheep pooo todays, an I tried to roll in it and I tried to roll in hosspoo yessday but Curly sed ‘Kipakem’ wich meens biskits so I diden roll.
*Kipper*

When Mother ses 'Joycome' I gets Livverpaste! Sluvleee so I do.¥

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, Wot is that strange finger a bitlikeastick. But not.l doenoe!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum is home all the time and it's ace. But she ignores me and taps away on the tappy thing too much. I try to make her happy by bringing her stuff from the kichen but she sighs a lot.

'Smorning we went to the park and Mum did sum pippies on the whisel and I ran ran ran and got cheez. Lots of cheez. I like cheez a lot

 

[VanillaBean]

Daddy is home to all the time and he is on that tappy thing too. Then sometimes he talks into it and we think he is talking to us so we come to have a look. But no he is talking to other people on the tappy thing. We sometimes join in as and when required, they like us a lot when we do that.
and if we don't get attention enough then we just sit and stare at him until we do. Then we get a some playtime, cause he said he is to soft....

Plus we get long walks in the morning which are ace, but it is always in same place, we just criss cross all over but we love it...

 

[MrChew]

My mum was on the tappy fing talking toobut she wuz meditating. So I thort I wud help an lie down nex to her an meditate too.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm a bear grrrrrr. I cleaned Rawis ears they are all sparkling now. I tried to clean gings but she won't let me. Norty dirty ears. Grrr ggggrrr.

 

[Rosie]

Iver I need my ears cleaned please they are itchy and sore but will you be gentle please?

 

[SwampDonkey]

I wood but it does sting a bit when I pull the hairs out wiv me teefs. Rawi don't l mind though

 

[Granca]

I’ve been bizzy helping mum in the garden. Don’t no kwite wy she’s doing so much. I’m reely good at picking up sticks, but parantly I’m not sposed to chew them.
Tuppy

 

[SteffiS]

I’m reely good at picking up sticks, but parantly I’m not sposed to chew them.
Tuppy

Errr wos the point of pickin up stiks if you can’t chew them .

Ripple

 

[SwampDonkey]

Rawis ears are filfy again! Gggrrr

 

[Granca]

Errr wos the point of pickin up stiks if you can’t chew them .

Ripple

Exackly, Ripple. Yoo need to tell my mum. I’v tryed but she dusnt lissen.

 

[Candy]

Still no Fridaynightpub. No frends. No pub treets. No extra fuss an tummy rubs. Wot is happening?
Wate a bit. Mother is having a glass of whine! She has just given me a PUB TREET! Without going to the pub! Still no frends but I fink I mite be awlrite for extra fuss an tummy rubs tooooo!
Thasallritethen.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

My mum says ‘cheers’ to your mum, GGJ. Not sure why. She’s got a glass in her hand...

Wispa x

 

[HAH]

My mum says ‘cheers’ to your mum, GGJ. Not sure why. She’s got a glass in her hand...

Wispa x

My Curly ses cheers too, she’s on the third glars in her hand and they’ve orl bin difren shapes. She ses it’s friyay.
*Kipper*

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum sed it's Friyay every day at the moment

 

[Candy]

My Curly ses cheers too, she’s on the third glars in her hand and they’ve orl bin difren shapes. She ses it’s friyay.
*Kipper*

My Mother is still having a fing from the same shaped glars. She ses there mite be a different shape tomorrow . She ses 'Cheers!' to yor Curly. She is kwite curly too.
Pee Ess I am not curly. Nonono!
I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Me an Mother went up to the More agen today. It is called the More becos there is more space up there an now we is going Evrysingleday! I Luvluvluv the More! Anyway, on the way up Mother got all cited an went a bit squeaky an sed ' Oooh! Look Joy, Lammies!' So I put me front paws on the wall an I looked an..... Well! They wos not Lammies! They wos tootoobig for Lammies! They wos as big as me an I am nearly Free now! Mother must be goin a bit funny if she finds them bigasmefings is Lammies. I noe wot a Lammie looks like. THIS is a Lammie!

 

[Loraseal]

GGJ my favourite lammie is lammie stoo kong! Not scary an is very very yummie
My lammie stoo kong cums from a shiny fing not a More.
Hunter

 

[Candy]

Hunter I fink I wood like yor Lammie stoo kong. I wood not steel him thow. I donot steel fings. Cept balls an socks.
I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx