The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

I has to have them ear drops things Maxx, too! I just lies down an lets Mother get on wiv it. Snot so bad, an the ear rubs an treets kindofmakeitwerfit.
Don't start me on Bubblesthowpleese.

 

[Loraseal]

Coco did u do "The Eyes" fing?
Hunter

 

[edzbird]

I did do The Eyes, Hunter. It sort of worked.....we got our supper......well we always get supper......think we've been had.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

We bowled daddy over yesterday on our walk...we ranandranandran...then we parted and he did not move quick enough. it was a bit dark so not our fault...he now has a sore foot...but we still got our walk this morning so all good.

H & V

 

[Lab_adore]

Me and my fren Margot did that to Mum wunce and her paw got all purple and fat and she cooodnt walk for daze. They should get out of the way - right H & V ?

 

[VanillaBean]

They should get out of the way - right H & V ?

Right Maxx they should. Well daddy normally gets out of the way, but what happened we split up and he did not know which way to go. He went teh wrong way and we bowled him. But we came straight back and licked him to make sure he was OK.
Anyhow he seems fine now cause we went out this morning too, but I hurt him cause I pulled one way and his leg went...I am the youngest one you know. I still get excited with all those smells...
We told him, just toughen up.

V & H

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Stote! I saw a stote in my garden! Pig-daddy didn’t see him and didn’t believe pig-mummy but I saw him and I can confirm he was totally stoataly. He looked like such a lovely crunchy squeaker but he was fast I’m looking for him every day now. He would make a lovely snack for a Pig, would go nicely with lamb poo (or better, lamb, but pig-mummy always has me on a string so I can’t get a bleaty wool-burger ). Love, the Pig x ps I saw a tode again but I didn’t lick him this time. No dribble attacks for the Pig today!

 

[Lab_adore]

hey there Piggy fren....wots a stote? Whats a tode? I don think we have them hear in upsidedownland

 

[kateincornwall]

Yesterday was the best day of my life cos Mummy tuk me an Nelly sumwear we have not been for years an years . There was nobodi els there at all cept for big flyin fings in the sky an a wabbit wich I did chase but it was fasta than me so I got board . We got to a river wiv a brige an me , well I did dive and dive in the water over an over and Nelly ran over the brige . Then Mummy sed come on yu too , we have to go home now cos yu have a spechul tea an it was samun , an then I halped in the gardin and went to sleep . Today the wet stuff is comin out of the sky so Mummy sed it wont be a long walk agin today , Roobin xxx

 

[edzbird]

Found a thing better that The Eyes. I bark-bark-bark....and Missy Sparkle joins in, we BARK-BARK-BARK together... Mum sighs loudly and says OK OK I GIVE IN....and we get our likki mats with peanut butter AND cheese. Coco 1 - mum 0.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Well played sir!
Rory

 

[edzbird]

ha did not werk a sekund tiyme thowe Coco. Heer we ar on lokdowne in the horl.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Well, as far as I understand about your upside-down land, I think your stotes and todes are probably the same as stotes and todes here except they may have their legs on their head and also try to kill you more. I wouldn’t lick either of them if I were you.

 

[Cath]

Lovely to see Pig

 

[VanillaBean]

I had to go to white bum lady. She looked me over then had a look at my girly bits. I over heard them say that I have to go back in again next week for an operatiuon. Not sure what that is, but I will need medication to keep me calm after cause I am a wild child...

Then daddy took my sista out for a walk without me. Excuse me...what you think you are playing at

H

 

[VanillaBean]

I had a walk all on my own with daddy yesterday. He took my sista out first, I knew where they are going cause I heard them talk about the VET. I did not want to go there thank you very much.
Anyhow I enjoyed the walk cause we have not had a walk like that for ages...I think I will get some more soon.
Only thing I do not like much is the big wet from the sky, it hurts my eyes when it is heavy

V

 

[edzbird]

Sikkd On mundee. Eeted it...nom nom. Got tiynee rashuns of soft food n fish for dinners - starvin. Got propa brekfust todaiye. Sikkd it laiyter. Eeted it...nom nom. Bak on soft food.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie) AKA Sik-Dog.

 

[MrChew]

My mum has a noo game. She puts a smelly thing under a bowl with holes (she sez it's a colander) an when I go for a sniff she throws treets in the colander. Apparently this is nozewerk. I like nozewerk.

 

[Loraseal]

Oh H I hope you are OK. I fink white jacket bum lady is SCARY.
Meg I luv luv soft food..well any food but I hope you feelz betta soon.
Chewie this colander soundz strange? Mama playz hidey seeky snack game near the lake and I have to sniff sniff to find it...is that nozewerk?
Woof Hunter

 

[VanillaBean]

Hunter - I am OK thank you. I am not sure why I have to have an operatioun, but parrentlyI won't be able to walk for some time. parrently I am getting the girly snip, what ever that means...

H