The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Not had stuffed crust Fergus..it sounds exceptional. I HAVE trained my Galoots to save all their pizza bones & put them in the freezy-cupboard for my treats. They used to throw them in the bin, not any more. Result!

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Had to ask mum to google pizza bone. It doesn't sound like the bones I sometimes get? Mum made pizza the other day but I didn get any

 

[VanillaBean]

Never had Pizza bones, I do have bones or pizza though. Never together though?

Coco can you send some to Maxx and me please, pretty please ?

 

[Lab_adore]

Oooh yes, good idea Vanilla!

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

I went swimming yesterday but then a swon came. A swon is a big feathery boat-bird with scaly monster legs. The swon shouted at me so I shouted at the swon. I stuck all my hairs up to show that norty swon I was a Big Pig but he didn’t care and then his wife came so I shouted at her too. Mummy started shouting as well so I knew I was doing the right thing. But then she grabbed me and put me on my lead and dragged me away from the swon and called me a Bad Pig. I don’t understand Pig-mummy sometimes. She said I shouldn’t shout at swons because they can break your arm. I think I’d like him to try because I still don’t know if I have arms or not. Love, the Pig x

 

[edzbird]

Swons CAN break your arms Pig, even if you're big an hairy. I have stripy arms and I did see a swon once. I wanted to chase, but mum said no, I'll get my arms broken. So I stayed on my lead and I was safe.

- Coco

 

[HAH]

Pigan Coco, do you think we cud eet a swon boat-bird if there were 3 of us? I wunder wot they taste like? We cud wear protecshun on our arms if we find them so they don get brokun.

* Kipper *

 

[SteffiS]

Dad got chased by a swon once, it shouted bad words at him and tried to grab his bum man bits - Dad did the very fast runnin.

Ripple

 

[snowbunny]

Dad did the very fast runnin.

 

[VanillaBean]

They Swans are big black here, but I have only seen it once.
I do see loads of Pelicans, now they have a really big mouth snd when they come we all stand back and shout. They just take all the fish and out fetchy toy...I think they are scary and maybe the same thing???

 

[edzbird]

I think pellycans do eat dogs rather than break their arms....but they might do both, you know like incapacitate first then eat second. I've never seen a pellycan though, so I might be making it up.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

????????? I am never ever going near them agin. I will bark and bark and bark...I do not want to get eaten like a fish. I do like fish though so I will eat them

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Pigan Coco, do you think we cud eet a swon boat-bird if there were 3 of us? I wunder wot they taste like? We cud wear protecshun on our arms if we find them so they don get brokun.

* Kipper *

I reckon we could, little Kipper...I bet they taste like fishy pidgey and I like fish and I like pidgeys too

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

I think pellycans do eat dogs rather than break their arms....but they might do both, you know like incapacitate first then eat second. I've never seen a pellycan though, so I might be making it up.

- Coco

I think we are too big for a pellycan but I reckon they could eat Nelly mummy says pellycan’s beak can hold more than its bellycan. That’s the opposite of me because I can only hold one toilet roll or one snout-full of kibble at once but my belly can hold both at the same time I found out

 

[HAH]

Mmmmmm, fishy pidgeys might be my faverit!!
* Kipper *

 

[Ashley]

Oh swon's are big and chasey! Don't shout at them because they do not like doggies, specially black one. I know cause I been chased. I don't swim near swons either, they peck and make a ssss sound if your ball mistakenly gets near them. Stick with ducks. Ducks is nice.

Quinn

 

[Atemas]

If we stare at Mumsie long enough will she give us our tea?

Sky & Red

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Hola amigos! My foster lady told me to come here and tell my sad life to other dog friends because she's had it up to 'here'. Where is here? She is soooo hard to understand sometimes.

Tonight I just want to stand on her chest and rub my Bunny into her mouth. I loooove Bunny in my mouth, so why doesn't foster lady? He tastes so good. Then I just wanted to hop up on down on her face a little bit. Not much... just. a. little. But noooo, she says, "Carbon, you've had your dinner and your walk and your play and now it's time to be quiet and cuddle."


No cuddling! I am on a cuddling strike! No, no, no, I want to bounce off the walls and stand on foster lady's face. She is soooo boring today as she says she is 'under the weather'. Well, I am still learning English, but I know what this means. It means when wet stuff comes from the sky instead of underneath me in the river. Wet sky BAD, wet river GOOD. It's raining here today in the Land-of-Pretzels-on-the-Ground, so we are ALL 'under the weather', no? Why does that mean I don't get to stand on her face and bounce up and down?

She is so mean, so I will tell you all my problems and get sympathy. Maybe one of you can get a message to Benson at Beanwood and tell him to come rescue me? I bet his nice lady lets HIM stand on her face!

Muchos besitos,

Carbon

 

[VanillaBean]

Hola Carbon,

Welcome and you sound facinating.
Now regarding your bunny and standing on her face. I had bunny for breakfast this morning, it was deliciously tasty. It also looks like there was some left so that will be my dinner taken care of tonight...oh sorry I digressed a little.
You have to start with just the hand first, when they get used to the smell of the bunny on the hand, then move to the face. You also have to lick the face at times just to spread it out you know.
Once that is comleted you can then move tonthe mouth. Now when your hooman yawns (or burbs) qickly lick in their mouth. Just to complete the set.
And hey presto job is done and you can now always bring bunny to mouth.

I am glad you are learning English, as my Spanish is not very good.
But do you not live in the country of pretzels, beer and sosajes though?
I love sosajes, sosajes....oh it is a bit wer here on this tappy thing.

Vanilla

 

[Lab_adore]

Gday Carbon, welcome frend. Your Foster Mum sounds like my Mum at the moment. A bit sniffly and she has a cold. She said she was under the weather too. Maybe I better go lick her face

Looks like I'm not getting my second walk today. Mum and Dad busy doing 'spring cleening'. Dunno why, it's not quite spring yet. Uncle Gazza is coming over tonight to watch the Noo Zeeland All Blacks destroy the Austrayan Wallabys again. Oops, hope Mum dusn't read this coz Dad tole me that an said Mum would be angry if she heard him.

Got a new game playin' with Mum. She calls it 'find'. She hides kibble under one pot and there's three pots and she mixes em up and I pretend I don know which one it's under then 'Hey Presto'! I tip the right one over and hoover up the kibble. Heh heh, it's fun acshully