The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

We did hav an intrestin wok larss nite.
First up we did see a burdie on the floor. It did flap but it din fly away. Mum sed mebbe it had a baddie wing but she cun get close enuff to see.

Then a bit more later me an Shads did find the taysteeist pot in the wholewideworld. It wiz filled with rice an meets an bones an was totally yummers! Mum sed it was pie-ay-er that someone muss have put out for the wylde anmuls. I told her I’m a wylde anmul, but she sed NiceTryDoesThatMeanYouWantToSleepOutsideTonite an I sed NoFanksOnTheBedLikeNormul.

THEN me an Shads wuz sniffsniffsniffin in the wuds an we did here a skwokkin sownd so we looked and there was a lot of flapflapflappin and more skwokkin an Mum did showt an we ran for a scatter an she sed WotsTooChikkinsDoinOutHereAlone?! But wen I lukked agen I din see any chikkin like wot comes out of the frij juss too lowd silly burds.

Willow
 

Lab_adore

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That sownds like ace fun Willow Fren

Frens, mum is always on the tappy fing so I haven even tole you about my birfday box. Yes, I got a box and it waz a very speshal box. It had a new bol that grones and a giant new chewie bone! It waz ace an I had a sheshal dinna wif chickin and veges and puhtayto.

But now I have sorepaw and have to go to Alien bum man vet soonz :pensive:
 

Jacqui-S

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Mum and dad and sofee and Oweo and me biz on holidayz
Tis the howse from hell.
Haz slydee wudden flaws an twzti nawwo slydee starez.
I go owtsyde to get to mum and dadz bedwoom :nod:

On the gud syde be haz been on walkeez and wunnin on the beaches and we is tiyad (speshully Oweo).
We is waytin fur dinna an hopin we get sum fishees and chippees tonite too. :rofl:

Lilly x
 
Me an Nelly is nackerd , co we went on a veri long walk today, an I did run an run but not too far from Mummy . I was not alowed to go in the riva cos Mummy sed it was too ful or somefink , but I did find mud an got filfy an wen we did get home Nelly had to be sinked an I had a wash down cos I am too big to fit in the sink I fink , Roobin x
 
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