I ad pressies from beardyvweirdy but Iver nicked em. I sat on gings knee and howled. He's mean that Iver
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Rory Happy 7th Bufday. I fink Iver just got eggsited. Wot did norty Iver nick?
My bone on a rope and my ball on a rope. Nice nicked the bone back now.
He's in his lair wiv my other toy
He's in his lair wiv my other toy
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Happy birfday Rory
Mum's been cleaning and cleaning so this can meen wun thing only.....VUSITAHS!!!
Mum's been cleaning and cleaning so this can meen wun thing only.....VUSITAHS!!!
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
I helped Mother wiv cooking today. I helped wiv the Cheese. Mother wos reedin the resipee. She sed grate sixtee grams of Cheese and extra for Servin. Who is Servin? I do not noe ennywon cawled Servin. And then I fort........I fink it mite be Me! 
GGJ xxxxxxx
GGJ xxxxxxx
- Location
- Isle of Man
Had terkee, duck, cheez an peetza at scoole an got masif eer rubs cuz mum sez I did veri gud. Eeven thowe I did av a little pop at Sizzles. He's got veri short legs. He's a Sossij dog an Apparunylee it is NOT dun to eet him. Confyoozd I yam.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie). Top of the Class tonight.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie). Top of the Class tonight.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Sumfing VEEEEERY suspishus is happening. Dad's got a bag and he's putting stuff init. Last time this happened the hoomans went away to yookay to visit Monty for ever and ever an I was stuck here with all the big smoke and the hot in the kennelsOutWest. I will be keeping a careful eye on goings ons 
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I noo it! I closed my eyes just for one second an next minit Dad's heading down the stares and theres Fren Dave at the front door taking him away! Mum sed he's 'gone bush wif the boys'. I don now what that even meens. The only bush I no of is the one when I stuck my shnoz in and there was a CAT and it HISSED at me. Why does Dad want to play wif hissing cats? Anyway, Mum sed she will give me lots of treets and scratches so I gess its ok. Mum sed he will be home after two big sleeps. So countin' on my paws.....that's about eleventy seven naps.
- Location
- Isle of Man
2 Big Sleeps = that's forever Maxx. Don't worry though, between your mum n us here, we will keep you cheerful.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Maxxx I fink I go bush evvrey day if I kan. I go in the brambells and the brakken looking for bunnies and pheasants an tiz verry eggcitin.doo yoo fink yore dad mite be doin that? Oh but no, cos reely yoo shud go to to show him how to .
I don't no, tis puzzlin. I will curl up on my sofa again now, and hope an hope an hope I get my brekkfest soon ,
Luv,
CasseeeeOooo
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Mummy tuk me an Nelly to the beech yesterdai , it was ace an mooor ace an I wis so eggsited wen I seen us drivin in the doons . I rund and rund cos I loves runnin moor than anyfink else an specily wen I run in the see , I luves the see . Nelly dont go in the see, she just eets seeweed stuff an messis abowt . I was so tyred wen we got home agin , neerly too tyred to eet me tee but I did eet it cos I got to keep energi up for today, cos Anna will be here sooon , Roobin xxx
- Location
- Isle of Man
OmygudnisswegotspeshlMIYSSthatsmelandweHUNTSforthemSOECXSIYTING. We snifSnifSNIFFFFF.
Sorri, so ecxsiyted. Mum has fownde sum litl miysses and they do smel an we haff to sniff em owte in hiydee plaiysses and it is the mowste brillyunt fun. Todaiye she did swop the fownde miyss for fish cyoob - yumm. Playin tugg nowe grrrrr. Bizzi bizzi. No rest for the wikkid.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
Sorri, so ecxsiyted. Mum has fownde sum litl miysses and they do smel an we haff to sniff em owte in hiydee plaiysses and it is the mowste brillyunt fun. Todaiye she did swop the fownde miyss for fish cyoob - yumm. Playin tugg nowe grrrrr. Bizzi bizzi. No rest for the wikkid.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
To hot and no walk tonight....not impressed.
V & H
V & H
We ad no breakfast we ad no breakfast! Ging forgot to wake up and so did cwis. Disaster! We did get it eventually but it was ages. We was soooooo ungry.
Iver the starved waif
Iver the starved waif
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Oooh no. No gud no gud.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Iver, wot yoo need is a Stratajee for if this evva happens agen. This is my Stratajee:
Stand by the bed.
Skweek in a Veryvery Sadandhungry manner.
Lik wotevva bit of the hooman yoo can find.
Put yor frunt paws on the bed.
Skweek sum more.
Jump on bed and lik hoomans face.
Works evry time Juslikemajic!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
Stand by the bed.
Skweek in a Veryvery Sadandhungry manner.
Lik wotevva bit of the hooman yoo can find.
Put yor frunt paws on the bed.
Skweek sum more.
Jump on bed and lik hoomans face.
Works evry time Juslikemajic!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
We can't get upstairs though
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
I dunno wat a upstairs is frens , can a fren tell me pleese ? Roobin xx
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Well then wot yoo hav to do is sit at the bottom.. then lie down harumph and then stand up and do a little moany, then lie down harumph and then yoo moan a teeny teeny tiny bit lowder and then yoo ad a squeek and then stand and just get a litle bit lowder and lowder and so on and on and THEN ..... THEY GET THE MESSAGE
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Cassie my frend I fink we went to the same Dog Skool!
GGJ xxxxxxx
GGJ xxxxxxx
Well then wot yoo hav to do is sit at the bottom.. then lie down harumph and then stand up and do a little moany, then lie down harumph and then yoo moan a teeny teeny tiny bit lowder and then yoo ad a squeek and then stand and just get a litle bit lowder and lowder and so on and on and THEN ..... THEY GET THE MESSAGE
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