The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
Upstairs is where everything good and exciting happens.....
We went to the beach this morning extra long. Daddy said cause we did not get a walk last night we got an extra long one, we did swimmy fetch and play and run and swim and rolled round in sand and played and pip-pip-pip and got home got rinsed and and now time to sleep...
H & V
We went to the beach this morning extra long. Daddy said cause we did not get a walk last night we got an extra long one, we did swimmy fetch and play and run and swim and rolled round in sand and played and pip-pip-pip and got home got rinsed and and now time to sleep...
H & V
can you tell I was really excited. I was going to write it all in one go, but my big sista said no one would be able to read it and we are far more sufficiated...
H
H
Rawi says ging gets a monster on her face at night, e says he ttacked it once an ging said leave it it's fine to have an alien on me head. We can't go upstairs cos of alien tubes we might chew em. Also there's stuff we shouldn't eat up there not normal stuff like pants and teddies but dwugs nasty dwugs. So we don't go upstairs much
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Yoo is Veryvery good dogs Iver and Rory.
I fink I luv yoo bofe Veryvery much.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I think yoo sent the hot over heer 'nilla an hunny.
Yes we did, but we also kept it too. Very strange...I think yoo sent the hot over heer 'nilla an hunny.
- Location
- Isle of Man
We don't have Upstairs, so I do sometimes jab my cold, wet nose into bits that stick out of the hooman bed. It is SO funny. You would not believe how loud they can squeal.
- Coco
What are the bits Coco???
V
V
Bum holes, he he he.
Iver and Rory
Iver and Rory
- Location
- Isle of Man
..bum holes 
. And knees.
- Coco
. And knees.- Coco
I thought it might have been nips and boobs and I don't know if I can say it (well type it) but we are all little immature creatures (Sausages and balls) hehehehehe
V and H
V and H
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Well I'm pleased to report things are back to normal. Dad's home from chasing hissing cats in bushes and the hots gone away again. I had a PROPER walk this mornin' instead of the very quick round the block with Mum where I barely got to pee and sniff ANYTHING
Maxx, lover of routine
Maxx, lover of routine
Wen the hot went away yesterday I was so happy that I had a BIG zoomie. Hehe.
- Location
- Isle of Man
Mum's just done the horrible hoover thing. We get so cross she puts us in other rooms. Anyway, she's done now so we are shredding a Box to celebrate.
- Coco
- Coco
Mum sez that "his lordship" is always too busy being "ded" on the carpet and she haz to vacyoom around him. No idea what she is talkin about.
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Hola todos, the bouncy brown thing did tell us we should come aquí to say hola to everyone.
We are Nisha and Talia, which is un poco extraño since not long ago we were Negreta and Lulu, for the longest time. But now, in this new place, we are Nisha and Talia. So be it.
It is a thing muy extraña that happened to us, and now we are here instead of the other place. We don't understand why this happened. Everything is changed. But the food here is good.
There are dos humanos who bring us la comida buena five times in each day. Cinco veces al día. This is muy bueno. The humanos we are not so sure of. They are Man Not For Trusting (MNFT) and Lady Not For Trusting (LNFT). They talk to us with happy voices but they are NFT, seguro. But Talia is sad when they are gone away. I think she will crack soon. I must stay strong and make it muy claro que I know they are NFT. There is evidencia here, too. The last time we saw the one who was Coixeta who is now Ginny she had four feet. She now has three feet. This is muy alarmante indeed.
Nisha
We are Nisha and Talia, which is un poco extraño since not long ago we were Negreta and Lulu, for the longest time. But now, in this new place, we are Nisha and Talia. So be it.
It is a thing muy extraña that happened to us, and now we are here instead of the other place. We don't understand why this happened. Everything is changed. But the food here is good.
There are dos humanos who bring us la comida buena five times in each day. Cinco veces al día. This is muy bueno. The humanos we are not so sure of. They are Man Not For Trusting (MNFT) and Lady Not For Trusting (LNFT). They talk to us with happy voices but they are NFT, seguro. But Talia is sad when they are gone away. I think she will crack soon. I must stay strong and make it muy claro que I know they are NFT. There is evidencia here, too. The last time we saw the one who was Coixeta who is now Ginny she had four feet. She now has three feet. This is muy alarmante indeed.
Nisha
Darlings trust them they will never let you down. Things seem strange but it will be fine.
Rory
Rory
- Location
- Isle of Man
Ladies, you going to be fine. Something about "landing on feet" - be it 2,3 or 4. Got to say, we came to New People, and they turned out good. I know you will turn out well too.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Isle of Man
Nisha and Talia - milk 'em for all yu can think. Yu arr in a beter plaiysse than yu cn eva eemajin. I hav me owne speshl peepl hoo ar veri gud. Sum ar. Yors ar.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)