The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[MrChew]

My mum sed to tell too that your noo people are orsum an not to worry. I don't know wot "worry" is. Maybe it's what appens wen food runs owt?

 

[jazzmynn]

Frens, here I yam sittin in sum white frum above. I luv white frum above!

 

[Sophiedoodle]

GUIYS
Mummee has just told me sum newz. I finks I gonna bee ‘avin puppeez.... uh oh. Hopefulee not as ‘noyyin as the wuns than cum and stay wif us sumtimes!
Will sen help if needed.

Oreo - the vewy confoozed and slitely conserned floof

 

[SwampDonkey]

If you need help getting puppies we are both very friendly boys.
I'm slightly more handsum though.
Iver the ever ready

 

[Lab_adore]

Wots that white stuff fren Ariel? Looks like fun. Can you dig in it?

 

[Candy]

Hola todos, the bouncy brown thing did tell us we should come aquí to say hola to everyone.

We are Nisha and Talia, which is un poco extraño since not long ago we were Negreta and Lulu, for the longest time. But now, in this new place, we are Nisha and Talia. So be it.

It is a thing muy extraña that happened to us, and now we are here instead of the other place. We don't understand why this happened. Everything is changed. But the food here is good.

There are dos humanos who bring us la comida buena five times in each day. Cinco veces al día. This is muy bueno. The humanos we are not so sure of. They are Man Not For Trusting (MNFT) and Lady Not For Trusting (LNFT). They talk to us with happy voices but they are NFT, seguro. But Talia is sad when they are gone away. I think she will crack soon. I must stay strong and make it muy claro que I know they are NFT. There is evidencia here, too. The last time we saw the one who was Coixeta who is now Ginny she had four feet. She now has three feet. This is muy alarmante indeed.

Nisha

Deer Nisha an Talia, I fink the bowncy brown fing mite be my frend Luna. She wos won of my firstevvafrends here wen I was Allsmall.
She is a luvlee frendlee girl and Soami an yoo are
bofe reely Trooly Allsafe here.
Yoo will be Allsafe wiv the hoomans here toooo.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[jazzmynn]

Wots that white stuff fren Ariel? Looks like fun. Can you dig in it?

Oh yes, I dig an dig wen it gets deep enuff. Efen now wif littabitsofsnow I can smell new sniffs and find more njoyable stuffs to chew n eat.

 

[Candy]

Mother sed she wos makin Mincemeet so I fort I wood help. She put allsorts of fings in the Bigbigbowl but I cood not smell ennymeetatawl. So I sniffedansniffed Veryvery hard an just at that verymoment Mother sprinkled in sum straynje powder an it went rite upmenose! I sneezedansneezedansneezed. Then I went to bed.
All better now an by the Fireinametalbox.
Don't like helpin wiv the Mincemeet. Don't be fooled frends it snot fun.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Dun mowss huntin agen. Coco did snif won an I sniffd the rest. Fish cyoobs agen YAY! It's BRILLYUNT.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

Pee Ess...woz top dog yesturdaiye. Well mum sed I woz.

 

[Loraseal]

I iz Hunter de pom pom disdrawer
Mama went to wurk so i fouwnd her pom pom coz it smelz of her an it ploded.
She iz not happie wiv me
Hunter

 

[SwampDonkey]

They always explode unter I do not know why. I ad a few and they all went pooff.
Iver the pom pon less....... I don't mean my boy bits they are ok.

 

[Lab_adore]

Wots a pom pom Hunter fren?

Mum desided my toys should go inabox instead of all over the lounge floor. So the silly hooman put them in a cardbord box an I immediately tipped them all owt and distroyed the box. Tis the nature order right?

 

[edzbird]

Oops. I got carried away. I did push open the bedroom door. Then I did jump on the people's bed. They were out. Then I got carried away and I did diganddiganddig and then there was a hole. Oops. Couldn't hide it. It did feel so good though. And no-one really said anything while dad did change the sheet. And mum did order a new one. Think I got away with it.

- Coco

 

[Loraseal]

Maxx it is gettin cold hier an mama haz a pom pom hat. Also sayz hooman hed fur needs hidin???
Pom poms are lurvly en fluffy soft balls on de hat an I like to lik lik de fluffy ball....but they ploded all over de floor.
Coco doggie respect dat you got away wiv it.
Wooft Hunter

 

[snowbunny]

I did chew too ov mum's boots in too dayz. Diffrunt pares. Hehehe.

Was funny cuz I did bring her a soggy bit ov the boot yesserday an gave it to her an she did luk at it an she did say "wot iz this?" an then a funny luk came on her face (Shadow sez "reel eyes ashun") an she sed "oh no, ferferkssake" and she did march off to the bedrum an did find the boot on the bed wiv a hole in it.

Mum sed LoonaWotOnErffHazGotIntoYoo but I dunno wot she meens cuz I am Squidge.

 

[Granca]

I did chew too ov mum's boots in too dayz. Diffrunt pares. Hehehe.

Oooh, Skwij, yoo shoodnt do that, not too pares. She will haf to by mor, then she mite not have eny muny for treets. Disarster!
Tuppy

 

[HAH]

Ha ha ha, well dones Squidge!!! I did do that to won ov Curly's favrit boots an I did tek her a bit ov the boot an she did also say "ooh well dun Kipper whatis this now?" an she did a funny look too and mek the "ooferferksake" noises wen she found the rest of it. But now it's my speshul boot an I gets it when I squeek at the cubbord.

You are twice as clevva becos you now have TWO speshul boots!
*Kipper*

 

[snowbunny]

Lady Not For Trusting did touch me on the top of my head and it did feel nice. It was nice but scary to start, then nice and not too scary after. Research will continue.

Talia

 

[Loraseal]

Talia trust me you will find that lots and lots of research is very very nice.
During your research with LNT you may also cum a cross a fing called a tikkle.
I personally luv a nice tikkel.
Woof Hunter

 

[Candy]

A Tikkel on the Tummee is Bestofawl. I get lots becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx