The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Ooooh Rory! I don't fink we are sposed to eat Zebies! Hope yoo soon feels better.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I sicked up zebi leg! I sicked it up. Ging knew I would she knew I did eat it on Saturday. I've had grumbbli tum and that's means I eats weird stuff.
Burppy Rory

 

[SwampDonkey]

Bunnies ears are missing too

 

[Loraseal]

Wot a bunnie and a zebi?
Is you still burrppy Rory?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Bunnies ears are smoll so maybe I'll poop them. I don't know why I do dis

 

[kateincornwall]

I had a egtra playgwoop day yeseraday wiv my fren Anna cos Mummy got a payn in her leg , she sed its a puld musel or sumfink . Aniaways , she did say sorri to me for havin a egtra day , sorri ? Oh Mummy I had a grate time wiv me gerlfren Mia , she lives ova the rowd an I luves her , Roobin the luvstruk x

 

[Rosie]

I am in LOVE.
She said she loves me too and wants to make PUPPEEES.
Mum dragged me away.
Mum is crool.

 

[Sally]

Hello, I am Cooper and my mum sez I mite like to come here and make sum new frenz.
She sez she has looked and sum of you like to eat the legs and ears off of their cuddlies . I like this lots, I lick,lick until they is soggy and then i chew, sumtimes the ear or nose just drop off , really they just drop off or sumtimes they have ears and bitey marks just appear like majic - i always gets the blame, i tries to say it wot the catz but mum does neva believe me.

 

[Rosie]

Hello Cooper!
I am PONGO and I am very very big and very very gentle and my cuddlies are all still in one piece except for MisterBeezley and that really really wasn't my fault because well it just wasn't. Oh and MisterChikkin hasn't got a head any more but that's cos it fell off in my mouth. With his squeaker. But apart from that I am a very good boy.

 

[Boogie]

I does this Cooper. Then I keep der bitz in my tummy for weeeeks before sicking them up in der middle of der nite.

I is clevva.

Tatze xx

 

[Candy]

Hello Cooper, it is nice to have yoo as a noo frend! I do not choo my Joy'stoys cept to make them squeeeek. Sumtimes other dogs come to my howse and choo my Joy'stoys but not me I do not choo them No No No.
I fink it must be becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess do you like swimmy fetch? I did swimmy fetch today for the first time in Aaaaages! Twas luvlee!

 

[Sally]

Hello everyone, i have told mum i iz not the only pupster that likes to chew their toys and that means i iz almost good, spechully as i don't eat them, i just leaves the soggy bits lying around.

Pongo, tis only rite to get the sqweeky bit out, they is trapped and you is being very brave letting them free.

Pee Ess do you like swimmy fetch? I did swimmy fetch today for the first time in Aaaaages! Twas luvlee!

Hello GoodGirlJoy, I do like swims as well but haven't done lots of swimmy fetch as i get distracted splashing and the ball just swims away on it's own and then everyone has to try and fish it out while i just splash around. You must be a very Good Girl if you get the ball and don't try to swim after a leaf/shadow/duck instead.
Mum says i am weird as i love to jump in any water i can find, the muddier the better, but when we are just walking i have to go around puddles sumtimes i trip mum up if it's a teeny tiny puddle she didn't see. If it iz raining i will go for a walk but not out for a wee in the gardun. I fink those iz sensible not weird.

 

[Candy]

Yes! I am a VeryGoodGirl! Evvrywon nose!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

Helo Cooper , I be yor fren , my name is Reuben an I am 2 an a harf , so growd up reely . I luves water too an luves goin in the big bluw water , fink its cawled the see ? I hav got a litel sista she is Nelly an she has somfink rong wiv her eers cos she carnt heer anyfink , Mummy sed she is def but she is my fren , everybodi is my frend , Roobin xxx

 

[Granca]

Hello Cooper, I‘m Tuppy. Yor very lukky to hav cuddlies. Ours are all hidden and only lowed under soopervishun cos they splode verry eeslee. Wispa ses its all my fallt.

Best thing ever happnd today, tho. I got wayed and parently sum of my wayts got lost, so gess wot! I need mor food! Yay!

 

[Granca]

Hello Cooper, Wispa here, Tuppy’s older, wiser ‘sister’. Sqweeky toys are good because they can make you sound really fierce!

I got weighed today too and I’m just right, so I don’t get any more food. I don’t think I like being just right,

 

[Jacqui-S]

Hi Cooper.
I'm Lilly and am a bit olda an wyzer than the rest of yu pupz.
Heer if ya need sensibul ad-vise.

Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Ooooh! Yesss! I hav met Lilly an she is Veryvery sensibul an Veryvery nice it is troo. Also I did meet her little sister Oreo an she is also Veryvery nice an not kwite so sensibul but Veryvery good at zoomies an I fort they wos bofe luvlee. Also my frend Tatze wos there an I luv Tatze an also Pepper hoo wos Veryvery nice an a gentul boy but we hav not herd anyfing from him for a Longlong time now wich is a bit sad. But it always makes me happy to fink of that luvlee day wiv my frends.
GGJ.XXXXXXX

 

[Lab_adore]

Hello Cooper fren, I'm Maxx from upsidedown land 'straya. I'm like Tuppy an Wispa an only aloud my cuddlies under soopervishun

Wunce mum got me a Kong bear cos it was in-dis-tructibbil. Ha!

 

[HAH]

Hello Cooper fren! Iyam Kipper an I haff lotsov toys an iyam Very Good at not eetin them altho sumtimes they ‘splode like Geoff. He wus fixed but not for long. There will always be more Geoffs.