The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Kipper, I fink Geoff mite hav been a Geraff. Am I rite?
Yor frend GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess I hav Neverever had a Geraff. Are they nise?

 

[HAH]

Yes GGJ Geoff was a Graffe but he wus not ROBUSS so he had to splode. He did not tayste much off anythig so I don no if I’d rekon mend eetin one much. I thinks only haff one if you are STARVIN.

 

[Candy]

Kipper, I am neely awlways STARVIN. So I mite juss hav to eet a Geraff shood I happen to come across won. But we do not hav much cross in our howse so I spect I won't. Snearly bedtime now Mother ses.
Goodsnoooozings,
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[VanillaBean]

wyzer than the rest of yu pupz

We know you have a silly streak in you...just don't tell anyone

H & V

 

[VanillaBean]

Hello Cooper, we are like Maxx from the best place in upsidedown land 'straya...(we have heard the hoomans talk about it). Anyhow welcome and our toys don't splode, but our beds do, well H beds do, so she does not get anymore with zippers....

It is to hot here today, but we are gong away in the house on wheels again...better run to pack...

H & V

 

[VanillaBean]

Kisses to all the boyz...

 

[Selina27]

Hello Coopar @Sally

I am Casssseeeee O and used to be a notverrigood girl when I woz yung I woz a bit wild but now I am nearly five (parrentlee) I am a Pikcher OF Labbrador Respectibility. I luv to go lookin for fezziees every day and then once I have found them I do sleep on the soffah and even then I dreem about lookin for feezzies ... or bunnies

I luv to eat, but I dont like gettin muddy.

I dont chew my toys, I like to carry them about but I dont like them to mekka noise. No, I dont. I dont hav any left though cos now I liv wiv a Sprollie who has chewed up my toys.

 

[edzbird]

Hi Cooper I yam Meg(an) Sparkle, I yam a veri angri dog an I can tel yoo, barkin is my faiyvrut thing riyte nowe. After bols. An after boksiz. An foowd. I luv to choo toiyz an boksiz.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

Hello Mr Cooper, I am Coco the Hansum. Ok - I just made that name up, I am Coco. I like to fetch and tug. Me an Meg(an) Sparkle have LOADS of tuggy toys. I also like barking. We are driving mum potty this morning. It's brilliant fun.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

Been to the beach and now chilling cause it is too hot and windy...

 

[Atemas]

Hello Cooper @Sally. I is Red and I is a smallish Labydor who lifs in the Fens. Wher dus you lif?

 

[Candy]

Sveryvery windy an wuthery tonite an a bit bangy too. I Veryvery nearly hav had to bark a cupple of times but Mother sed Nono Joy, sownlee the wind,doenwurree. So I don't, cos Mother is always rite an I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess wish Tess was here. Neverever scared if Tess is here.

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum an Dad bin busy cleenin' so this means one thing: VISITAHS!!!

I heard Mum say 'Soo'.....I hope it's aunty Suze cos she is ACE and squeals all lovely when I jump on her

It was bangy heer too last night fren GGJ but now its sunny and a bit hot. Mum sed more bangs later

 

[edzbird]

Here, it is wet. Wet from above. Much wet from above. The sort they call rain. I wish I was a duck.

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

Hello Cooper. My name is Chewie but I don't choo verrimuch anymor becos Iyam nerely 3 an kwite sensibul.

I live in Straya like Maxx and V & H with my mum, dad an a hooman puppy who likes to give me foods wat make me toot.

 

[Sally]

it is very nis to meet so many new frens to talk to, i has never known any pupsters from 'Straya before and now i has met lots.

Wher dus you lif?

I lives in a small village in Staffordshire near the very middle of Engerland, cos we is in the middle i have only been to the big blu see once when i was 6 months old but i did love it and i digged and digged lots in the sand. Mum sez if we is not lokked down like last summer i iz going to the seeside again for holidaz so i can dig and dig again and not be told off like i iz in the gardun - i liks to dig.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Coops cooper ging is from Stafford shire. We are from Yorkshire though. EY up

 

[Rosie]

Cooper you dig GOOD!!!

 

[Lab_adore]

Fren Cooper that is one very impressif whole!

Very 'citing day yesterday cos we went to caffay an I was a good boi and got lots of treets. Aunty Suze and Uncle Pat went too and then they came back and swam in the big blue pond in the backyard. I was on lifedog duty of corse.

 

[MrChew]

I'm shore yoo kept yor aunty very safe maxx.

My mum was laffing at me becos the shopping was delivered an I didn't notice. Well that's unfare becos I did notice. I jus couldn't be bothered gettin up.