The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Soz you bum is melting Squidge. I had a poo in the night too, but it was just a normal leisure-poo, in the garden. As I was coming back in I stopped under the garden flood light and did a massive arse-scoot on the grass. I think mum found it funny. Maybe. "Oh Coco, you dirty B*99er" - that's amusement, yes? Well I could have had a dangle-berry & dropped it on the bed, so be thankful, mum.

- Coco

 

[Jacqui-S]

The Larry puppee almost pood on me, thankz Mum. Bleurgh. Fankfully he is goin soon.

Lilly x

 

[VanillaBean]

I found a bunny head and tried to eat it, but mummy would not let me. When I spat it out it had all little white worms in it coming out...Mummy said I am a discussting little girl. Daddy thought it was funny, but then took it away. I heard mummy say to him 'bet you let them eat all sorts of sh#t'...he just said well it is their right to eat Cat poo, Fox poo, any kind of poo and what ever else they fancy as long as they don't get ill...

H

 

[Loraseal]

I had a huge slooppit pooh dis mornin Coco. It shot owt on me walkies and mama sed bloody hell all over da lang grass. How am I goin to scoop dat up!
Be fankful mama I missed ye pawz!

 

[edzbird]

Me & Misses Sparkle are starting a Bizz Nizz. It's called Dismantle My Boks. Send us your boks and we will dismantle it for you. I'll even eat a bit, but Meg(an) Sparkle isn't allowed to.

 

[chrisc831]

Dear Mr Coco and Ms Sparkle,
I have nearly five years stensive speriense of this bizz nIzz. I wud be very happy to undertake independent box dismantling using the distruction method that I favour, this to ensure that yur bizniz moddle, is viable. I will rekwire no monitary emolliment for this, but for obvus reesuns I will be unable to return the buk. A full wufften repawt will however be pruvidid.
Your Fren
Fergus buks destroyer extwardinare

 

[edzbird]

Dear Fergus...wood be delighted to engage your boks dismantling services in our YOOKAY branch.

- Coco

 

[chrisc831]

Fanks Mr Coco,
my peeple will be in touch wiv yours in dew coorse.
me legal person….. mummy Chris, sez there may be barrierz to trade, howeva it’s awl sir mount ible.
your fren
Fergus mr big biznizman

 

[chrisc831]

Might I just sae that my sectary woo did do the tieping did spell buks ron. I don’t do buks, they ar parrently very portent I chomp boks
soree
mr Fergus

 

[edzbird]

I did nibble a buk once - only a little corner. And a map. oops

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Ooooh ooooh Mr Coco and Ms Meg, can I werk for yoo too? Maybe you can start an upsidedown land fran-chize. Here is my resume
(Mum asked me to apologise for the dog hare but she bin too bizzy to vacoom for a hole day)

Maxx's resume for box dismantling

youtube.com

 

[chrisc831]

Ooh Mr Coco n ms Sparkle,
i c a franchise oppettoonitee there.
Egcelkent tecniq Maxxie wiv too x’s
this cud go global
Mr Fergus

 

[edzbird]

Me n Ms Sparkle are delighted to have ALL of you join our Dismantle my Boks bizz nizz. We do not charge anything so there will be no Complicated Administras...ssun (soz - new word). Just take in bokses &..well...dismantle them into little pieces. You do need someone to pick up the bits after. We did another one last night (ongoing job currently), I expect mum will crawl around collecting the shreds soon.

- Coco

PS - Maxx - great work. That's a Big Boks....soz, WAS a Big Boks

 

[snowbunny]

Ken I bee Spanissssh fran chize? I lyk to sit in boksiz an then mek con-fettee once I hav rested in the boks longenufff.

Squidge

 

[kateincornwall]

I fink I am growd up cos I dont sleep on the bed animore , I sleep on the sofa all on me own an I has a pilo of me own , Roobin x

 

[edzbird]

Of course you can Squidge-bum. The more Associates we have the better. People always need Bokses dismantling.

- Coc

 

[Selina27]

Helo Frens,

Parrentlee I am going out later. In the kennelonweels. Parrentlee Im gowen to meet a certain Spanish Jentelman.

Luv

Cassseeee O

 

[SwampDonkey]

I've one of me boys. It's scabby. Ging wants a look but I don't want er to. leave me bits alone ging!
Rory

 

[SwampDonkey]

Rawis got a scabby ball it's so funny. No way would that appen to my balls my hairy mangos are pristine. So funny though he he he! He did it in the long grass is so funny. Oi crusty balls

 

[Selina27]

Well I did go and meet the Spannerish Jentellman wiv @Emily_Babbelhund .

He is verry besito and not grumpapantys. He is hansum an happy and he did get rite in my kennelonwheels to me but he got in the front an I wos in the back an so he had to turn round and get out an then i got out and we sed a big Helo an then we went to look for bunnies and it wos hot and ML and my persun chattered and chattered. Then we went home I am still sleepin.

Twas luvverly fun.

Casseee Ooo