The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Frens. If you do smell a reely reely rotted fezzy wen yor on yor wok, you shud NOT eeted it. However temptin it is, DO NOT eeted it. Or you will get the voms Awl Day Long. I got a sor tummee an I keep vommin big piles of smellee fezzy goo.
Mum iz not speshully pleezed abowt the smell an she keeps mekkin faces like she iz gunna make piles of vom too.

Was GRATE at the tym, but is not grate at awl now.

Will prolly do it again tho.

Squidge.
 
we not hav enny warks cus mum sez "no Meg, it's too hot" - dunn nowe wot is hot. But enny waiye, we hav plaiyed Mowssie menny times an I am so gud at Mowssie. Coco is OK an he did fiynd Mowssie sum tiymes but mowstlee I am Mowssie Champ Yun. An we liye in the gardin. An we bark at the windowe. Gud tiymes.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
 
Fezzy is deelishus. Mum sez it does tayste like game but I dunno wot she meens becoz it dunt taste like any game I play. She weird. And wen its rottee its everso smellee. Did you evah try rotted wylde bore? Iz a bit like that, but difrunt. Wot is the smelleeest rottedest thing you ever did eet? Iz prollee like that.

Fownd a dead nOwl on our wok this mornin. Willow tried to sniff it so I did GRAB it in my mouff everso kwikly so she cudnt eet it first. Turns out nOwl duzznt tayste too good so I did spit it owt for a biskit wen Mum sed "ded". She wuz rite. Wuz defnutly ded. An not at awl in a taystee way.

Squidge
 
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