The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Better vomit on it asap Maxxie. It's wat I would do.

Good idea Chewie fren. I already dribbled carrot kong on it and did a big shake to start hairing it

 

[Candy]

WOT a luvlee luvlee time I yam havin! Furst Houseinafeeld an now Housewivnostairs!
Here is me carryin owt my inspeckshun of the gardin, awl in kwite good order Fanks an here is me by the POND!Pee Ess, I did a bit of a minizoomie by the pond coz I am SO eggsited to be here

 

[Candy]

An now I am havin a Kong!

 

[edzbird]

We've got a Housewivnostairs Lovely Joy, but we haven't got a PondOnAPost, or any pond, that's ace. I think you are lovely Joy.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Coco I fink yoo are luvlee too
Pee Ess, also yor frend Miss Sparkle.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

We got a pond too GGJ - a big blue wun

 

[Candy]

Frends pleese duz ennywon noe wot a Sea-eh-tea-ess is? Evry morning before Auntee Jennee goes owt of the Housewivnostairs she ses to Mother wen yoo get back from yore wark pleese will yoo open the big window to let the Sea-eh-tea-ess in. But I hav Neverever seen it even thow I am
GoodGirlJoy (confoosed)xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

Frends pleese duz ennywon noe wot a Sea-eh-tea-ess is? Evry morning before Auntee Jennee goes owt of the Housewivnostairs she ses to Mother wen yoo get back from yore wark pleese will yoo open the big window to let the Sea-eh-tea-ess in. But I hav Neverever seen it even thow I am
GoodGirlJoy (confoosed)xxxxxxx

I Fink they are cattos GGJ. They make me VERY excited an I start skweeling and jumping becos I really want to play with them. Mum sez they don't want to play with me tho.

 

[Candy]

Cattos, Chewie? Is that the same as Cats? Tis not a Good Thing to play wiv Cats, Nono, not even to sniff them! Ask frend Pongo, he nose. Also his Nose nose.
Cats are danejerus an to be Seen Off.
Yor frend
GGJ XXXXXXX

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, I hav been up all nite wiv me ears. They hav been Veryvery ichy. Now Mother has skwertid sum skwerty stuff in them an now they is much more cumfy so I am havin a snoozzzzzzzzz.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

Frens Frens , my Mummy as got this fing on weels , she sits on it and zoomies abowt like a mad fing she dus . This day we went owt and Mummy did get on the fing wiv weels an it wus ace cos I was runnin along wiv her and she was laffin like mad , an Nelly did rund too , it is grand to be owt with Mummy agin , Roobin x

 

[Selina27]

she sits on it and zoomies abowt like a mad fing she dus

Oooh Rubes this dus sound lyke such gud fun. Does she zoomie rite? Dus she tuck her bum rite in and go about in big an littel surcles?

 

[HAH]

Hey frens, I did rowl in a mowl an it wus jus perfick becus it’s lovely mowly coat came off easy an stuck all over me an there were lots of little riggly maggits all inside an it smelt ‘mazing.
Curlee took aages to notice, but then she said onoKipperIfortitwashorsepoo, thisismuchworse an she kept making noises like ‘bgargghh’.
i did get a hosing after but it wusnt toobad an I’d do it again. Hope all your days haf been filled with squishy mowls too.
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

No Mowls here Kipper...but I got some Beef. I think you did have a lovely day. Smelly Mowls AND Hoze.

- Coco

 

[Selina27]

Triffic fren Kippah, verry well dun @HAH.

I hav rowled inna mowell wonce wiv maggits and awl but not like yoo. I fink you mite be a hero Kippah.
The besst I cud do todday was cow poo

Luv Casseeee o

 

[Candy]

Hey frens, I did rowl in a mowl an it wus jus perfick becus it’s lovely mowly coat came off easy an stuck all over me an there were lots of little riggly maggits all inside an it smelt ‘mazing.
Curlee took aages to notice, but then she said onoKipperIfortitwashorsepoo, thisismuchworse an she kept making noises like ‘bgargghh’.
i did get a hosing after but it wusnt toobad an I’d do it again. Hope all your days haf been filled with squishy mowls too.
*Kipper*

Kipper, Kipper my frend! I also did roleinemole toooo, a little bit ago! Twas luvlee! Mother sed I wos a Moleyroller. Now yoo is a Moleyroller toooo an we bofe can be Moleyrollers toogevver!
Yor frend
GOODGIRLJOY XXXXXXX

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, Also Cassee is a Moleyroller! Wee cood start a Moleyrollers' Club!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

Top rowly mowly Kipper, wees not wurvy of yur x pertiz. Luvly gentl Good gurl joy swooon. I Didunt fink you cud be so down n durty norty gurl. Rowlin in mowlies. I‘v not even met one yet moovin or smelly skwishy an still. Oh Casseeee, maggits as well. See wot you dun Kipper me mate…..the ladeees are all showin there tru culurs an they are blinking luvlee
Fergus…..hungry for mowlies.

 

[Candy]

Top rowly mowly Kipper, wees not wurvy of yur x pertiz. Luvly gentl Good gurl joy swooon. I Didunt fink you cud be so down n durty norty gurl. Rowlin in mowlies. I‘v not even met one yet moovin or smelly skwishy an still. Oh Casseeee, maggits as well. See wot you dun Kipper me mate…..the ladeees are all showin there tru culurs an they are blinking luvlee
Fergus…..hungry for mowlies.

Oooooh! Fergus! Is wee reelytrooly blinking luvlee?
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

bin the evul-bumlaiydee-vet yistday. Noe noe I wil NOT let hur neer me cuz shee is scairee. I wil not aff anee partee of it. Not for me the bumaliydee.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)