The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jacqui-S]

No mowlz on tha beetch.
Did rowl in a bit of foxy poo but wznt gud, to dri, no sqwish.
Fownd a ded seegle to eet an lowdz of luvli cwunchi cwabz.
Mmmm.

Woz tiyad, sleepd til tee tyme.

Lilly x
( gettin owld n cant keyp up wiv yung unz)

 

[Lab_adore]

Yesterday I heard 'Livery for Maxx!!'

Gess wot frens, it was a box; not just any box but this was a very speshal box. It had terky neks and sardeenz! Dad put a terky nek on the bench and I garded it for ages until I could eet it. An it was delishus

Here's me wif my box

 

[MrChew]

My walkerfren Josh took me owt today. I met a noo fren called Archy. Parently his dad an my mum are work frens. He is just little an I yam a good inflooence an also gentul an share my bol an let him win at games.

 

[snowbunny]

Shadow did a wee on my hed.

Squidge the wet-hed.

 

[edzbird]

OOh a Boks Maxx. Well done on your Boks Dismantling service. Highly commendable.

- Coco

 

[HAH]

Well dun Maxx, I did getta Boks becos you gotta Boks, not sure how? But I ain complaining. I did a reeelly thorough job.
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

I hav had the Luvlee-EST day! Me and Mother went in the Car wiv Auntee Feeowner and we met a new Auntee cawled Auntee Leesa and we did playin and chasin and swimmy fetch and I got chikkin and evrywon sed I was bootiful and
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Veryvery snooooozy now.

 

[Candy]

Also Mother ses I hav been the bestest bestest Dog in the Hole Wide Werld!
So that's Veryvery good isunt it?!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

My naughty Sparkle Girl did try an get me into Big Trouble. She did steal the foamy-thing out of the Horrible Hoover - mum had left it to dry. She did rip it up an she did place the bits IN MY BED. An mum did discover them an she says to Me, "Did you do this?" An I didn't but I did look at the floor, uncomfortably. An she did spin round an Ms Sparkle was lookin very Guilty an would not look at mum an so she she did give herself away. Mum was VeryVeryCross an a bit shouty but then she did say it was her Own Fault for leaving the thing out in the first place. So I'm not sure where we stand.

No more Hoovering though - well done that Sparkle. We HATE the Horrible-Hoover anyway.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

It's a 2 velverty cushion kind of day

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm not speaking to Iver he bit me and made me cry twice. I'm not play with him either I don't like meanies. He's trying to get me to play now I am not playing with him. I am not biting him. I am not

 

[Candy]

Oh Rory! Iver is norty to bite yoo! I hav Neverever bit Tess's ears and made her sqweek like a sqweeky Joy'stoy, no Notme, Neverever, that must hav been Some Other Dog becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

He bit my Belli and ears GGJ

 

[Candy]

Rory I am sending yoo kisses to kiss it Allbetter.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Thank you

 

[Candy]

Hope yoo feel awl better now.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess

 

[edzbird]

I'm not speaking to Iver he bit me and made me cry twice. I'm not play with him either I don't like meanies. He's trying to get me to play now I am not playing with him. I am not biting him. I am not

Soz Rory. The Girl Sparkle does bite me in an awful way when we do bark with Menace out of the window. She gets carried away with Menacing and does bite my neck. She hasn't hurt cuz I do have a big manly ruff...but she might do. Sometimes I do get a bit worried, but I don't let her know.

- Coco

PS I was Top of the class AGAIN at School tonight.

 

[Candy]

Ooooh! Coco! Top of the class! I fink I mite luv yoo!
Pee Ess I wos top of the Puppy Class once wen I wos rather small, it wos for run run runnin Veryvery fast back to Mother wen she called me. I wos
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging don't take us anywhere like that anymore Coco. She is so boring