The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

Rory woz it je buffday yesterday when you lost ye Boyz?

 

[edzbird]

got karbord toodaiye. Maiykin littl bits owte of it. Betta than drugs. Maiybe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

Sikkd after skoole. Triyed to et it but mum woz wotchin me an she sed "oh no no no Sik-Dog, no eeting" an she did steeer me awaiye. An so to bed with no suppa.
BUT BUT BUT I DID get to sleep on the Big Hyoomun Bed orl niyte. Yes, ORL niyte. Re zult. An I did get propa brek fust.

Mum sed she howpes it woz just a Nervuss sik. No iydeer.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

Rory woz it je buffday yesterday when you lost ye Boyz?

Neer now t birfday yet

 

[SwampDonkey]

We is bored boyz

 

[Loraseal]

No watering cans or boxes left?

 

[edzbird]

I'm a Spesh Boy. Mum did give me some blackberries this morning...they are so good.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

No watering cans or boxes left?

No all dead. We are now playing defend the kitchen door barky leg bitey game. Ooo there's a cat on telly.
Iver bitey face

 

[edzbird]

eewww.....mum did triye an poyzun me this morning with litl blak things she did just pik off a boosh on our worrk...no no mum yoo can not catch me owte not with yor poyzun bereeyse no no.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

eewww.....mum did triye an poyzun me this morning with litl blak things she did just pik off a boosh on our worrk...no no mum yoo can not catch me owte not with yor poyzun bereeyse no no.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

Psst megs we don't like em Eva, but don't say cos no one will believe we are labbys

 

[edzbird]

werrss than the poyzun bereeyse - I saw IyVEEEEE...I haiyte haiyte haiyte IyVEEEE. Her mum n my mum speeked to eechuther an then I woz martched across the rowde an up sumwon elsiss path wiyle we wotched eeevil IyVEEEE worrk past. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - Had a gud sniff in the strainj path thowe so thats gud.

- Med(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

No one will play wiv me

 

[Loraseal]

Iver matey I wud luv to play butt mama sayz it's a little too far.
Soz
No squirrels to chayze?
Hunter

 

[Candy]

Oh paw, paw Iver! I fink I wood play wiv yoo, if yoo wos gentul. I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Iver matey I wud luv to play butt mama sayz it's a little too far.
Soz
No squirrels to chayze?
Hunter

Not allowed to matey ging says we are not on the park to chase innocent creatures. She's no fun. Could you not come tomorrow I'm so bored

 

[edzbird]

I plaiye Iver but veri veri angri plaiye.Howe to get ther?

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Candy]

Iver, I am Veryvery good at chasing quizzes out of our gardin. Them Cat Things tooooo. Praps yoo mite help?
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess squizzes. GGJs do not do quizzes. Not neverever!
GGJ xxxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Pee Ess squizzes. GGJs do not do quizzes. Not neverever!
GGJ xxxxxxxx

Maybe but ging is proper mean about chasing fings it's just not allowed. She is very strict you know

 

[Candy]

I fink Mother tries Veryvery hard to be strick but base ickally she is rubbish at it FankDog!
Pee Ess that is why I luv her Veryvery much.