The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Location
Norfolk
My eyes is all betters :nod: , well part from warty fing witch Mum has to monoters with a piktur every munf.

But I won’t see eyebum vet lady for 6 munfs until I haf a chekups :'( and I luv her so much. She did giv me cuddles gudby and then Mum took me for speshul walks and now I is all:sleepy: .

Ripple said he will :punch: me in the eye if I liks so I can see eyebum vet lady again, but no fanks Ripple:shake: .

Toffee - the not norty one
 
This day , Mummy tuk us to a wood we avent bin for a long time an she sed she wus determind to walk an she did so me an Nelly wus happy cos there wus water , Nelly is not rite you now , she dont lyke water but I do so I jumpd abowt in it an made a mess on Mummys cowt . Then we got bak to the car an we went so sunwhere called Looe an I had a litel walk on the beech an got very wet , it wus ace an now I am tired an Mummy is tired an Nelly is tired an we had owr tea an all got on the sofa , Roobin xxx
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Nelly doesn't like water? Odd little thing. Mind you, Belle didn't really either. Strange. Me 'n' Sparkle Girl love water Reuben, we really do.

- Coco
Water? Hoo dusant like water? Water is luvlee! Yoo can splash init an swim init an runrunrun init an share it Veryvery kindly wiv yor hoomans by flappin itawlver them. I do this lots becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
Location
Norfolk
Today I did runnin an runnin an runnin.
I did followin the deers, I did smell them but I culdn't find them, Mum did peep peep an I went runnin for the cheesy cheezes.
Then I did runnin wiv my bol , an then I did runnin after deers wiv my bol and I runned into the reeds and got all wets in the river.
Mum did peep peep and I runned bak and Mum said 'Toffee where’s your bol?' . Oh noed I dwopped it in the reeds :shock: , so then I did runnin and runnin lookin for my bol, it tooked me ages and ages and Ripple had to have a lie down waitin.
When we got home Mum did runned me under the tap cos she said I was awl stinky - well I fort I smelled rather nice :nod: .

But now I is awl clean and full of dinners and sleepy 💤 💤 .

Toffee - the not norty one
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Frends! I have been a Veryvery bizzy GoodGirl! We hav had a Partee! Not had a Partee for agis! I Luvluvluv Partees! Awl the hooman frends came an no dogs, onlee Me an I wore me Partee collar an evrywon sed I wos Veryvery bootiful an a Veryvery GoodGirl an there wos bangy flashy fings owtside an I wos Notscared, Nono, I just wagged lots an woofed a bit an evrywon sed I wos Mazing an Veryvery good but I didunt get enny sossijis. :saddog:
Still it wos Luvlee!
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
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