I need to be alone.
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Frens, most eggciting day yestdiday. I noo sumthing was up wen Mum started cleenin' like mad and YES - VISITAHs! An one was Aunty Sooze my favrit hooman in the world. 5 frens came for lunch and I was a gentalman and made sure I shared my fur and goober equally. Mum kept sayin' MAXX DON"T PUT THEIR ARMS IN YORE MOUF but I did anywaze. I kept sneekin' in and goin' under the table to make noo frens squeak when I nuzzled their knees. Mum just put her head in her hand about 75 million times. Silly woman
We went to a strange house over last few days. It smells really really strange and have these weird thing on floors. Paarantly they re called carpets well they smell better now we have weed on them.
This is parrantly our new home, don't understand but sure it will make sense soon. Anyhow went exploring in garden which is uge....but have to be carefully for those little things called snakes.
Will let you know how we get on
V & H
This is parrantly our new home, don't understand but sure it will make sense soon. Anyhow went exploring in garden which is uge....but have to be carefully for those little things called snakes.
Will let you know how we get on
V & H
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Sounds Veryvery strange, Nilla and Honey! Errr..... not bein funny or ennyfing but I fink yoo are not sposed to wee on carpets. I yam onlee sayin this as a frend yoo understand, and becos I yam yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Hope it awl feels less strange Veryverysoon xxxxxxx
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess Hope it awl feels less strange Veryverysoon xxxxxxx
What about inside Santa trees? Whats the wee protacol for for thems GGJ. Asking for a friend.
Rory the confused
Rory the confused
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Rory, yoo must tell yor frend to Neverever wee on a Santa tree. If yoo wee on a Santa tree then Santa will not visit yor howse
Yoo must always be a Veryvery good dog wen it comes to Santa trees, yoo reelytrooly can't be too careful if yoo want Santa to visit.
I am yor frend
(Veryvery) GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Ok.....well ... I'll tell im.
Rory...bu**er I knew it was wrong
Rory...bu**er I knew it was wrong
- Location
- Isle of Man
This morning there was WetFromAbove, WetFromBelow, WetFromAround and JustWet. It was great. Me n Megly Sparkle got WET. And some.
- Coco
- Coco
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
I got awl Wet too! Twas luvlee! I did runrunrunin an LOADS of swimmy fetch. Then after we got home Mother did cleenin. That meens visiters soooon! I Luvluvluv visiters! Tis AGES since we had sum!
Veryvery happy
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess asleep wiv Bloo Monkey
Veryvery happy
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess asleep wiv Bloo Monkey
I hurt my leg, I'm not going out ging says. I feel silly. I barked all night and ging came down to me and cuddled me on the sofa. I'm trying to be good but there's too much bounce in me and it leaks out. Ging swored!
Iver 3 legs
Iver 3 legs
We live in a strange house, it has all our beds and beds and beds and oh yes beds and some more sleeping places. there are loads of boxes all over the place, not like our old house. Daddy says this is our new home until we get another new home soon. Garden is poo as no lawn but parranlty we will get some soon. It is just dirt and some grass and loads of bushes and trees.
Oh yes and a silly cat that wont move thinks it owns the place. Well we now do so move puddy tat.......only problem is there are loads of different noises so we are on watch all the time...daddy says we will get used to them soon.
V & H
Oh yes and a silly cat that wont move thinks it owns the place. Well we now do so move puddy tat.......only problem is there are loads of different noises so we are on watch all the time...daddy says we will get used to them soon.
V & H
Hello, it’s me, the most noble and esteemed Pig! I don’t get to come on here often. We have a new bald puppee that pig-mummy found in some cabbage patch. Doesn’t smell much of cabbages which is a shame as I like cabbage. Anyway this new puppee doesn’t sleep and shouts a lot. Our older bald puppee also shouts a lot and when she does I hide in the pantry. The best thing about bald puppees about the place is that pig mummy is distracted and leaves food on the table. I tidy it up for her as I am a Helpful Pig.
Anyway something extremely magnificently exciting happened. The big bald puppee left the back door open and the gate was also open because pig daddy had been painting it. So I snuffled my way out and stumbled across a chicken. A flappy feathery delightful creature. Of course I activated Super-Speed Pig Mode and chased after it. Mummy tried to tackle me whilst shouting naughty words but my velvety pig fur was too slippery and I got a mouthful of tail feathers before daddy grabbed my collar and spoilt my fun. Mummy continued to shout naughty words and I had to have a lie down to recover from the excitement. They make doubly sure the gate is shut now but I check every day just in case they forget.
Mummy says Pecky Sue has a bald bottom now and hasn’t laid an egg since. That’s a shame as I like eggies. Not as much as I like chicken though, so I have no regrets. Love, the Pig x
Anyway something extremely magnificently exciting happened. The big bald puppee left the back door open and the gate was also open because pig daddy had been painting it. So I snuffled my way out and stumbled across a chicken. A flappy feathery delightful creature. Of course I activated Super-Speed Pig Mode and chased after it. Mummy tried to tackle me whilst shouting naughty words but my velvety pig fur was too slippery and I got a mouthful of tail feathers before daddy grabbed my collar and spoilt my fun. Mummy continued to shout naughty words and I had to have a lie down to recover from the excitement. They make doubly sure the gate is shut now but I check every day just in case they forget.
Mummy says Pecky Sue has a bald bottom now and hasn’t laid an egg since. That’s a shame as I like eggies. Not as much as I like chicken though, so I have no regrets. Love, the Pig x
- Location
- Isle of Man
Oh Pig! A Chicken - how eggsiting for you! I have never seen one to chase, my dad's mum did have chickens but I was never EVER allowed into their special space to chase them. I could only watch through the fence <sigh>. BUT I do chase rabbits when I get the chance.
Stay watchful...the gate WILL be open again.
Norty words don't catch a Dog, especially a VelvetySneakyWeaselyWily one like you, special Pig. But Norty words do make a Dog laugh.
- Coco
Stay watchful...the gate WILL be open again.
Norty words don't catch a Dog, especially a VelvetySneakyWeaselyWily one like you, special Pig. But Norty words do make a Dog laugh.
- Coco
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Welcum bak Pig.
Grayt story!
Betta luk nekzt tyme.
Lilly x
Grayt story!
Betta luk nekzt tyme.
Lilly x
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Oh piggy I have loved you from the first an an even tho I'm nearly 5 I still love you for your wonderfulness
Who are you piggy lady you sound so glam and interesting with your sticky fur. I'm Iver my fur is shiny and I like chasing fings too. I might remember you but I was tiny I'm a big lad now. Maybe I can come round?
Iver, my teeth are nice too.
Iver, my teeth are nice too.
- Location
- South Manchester England
Ooh Ivers ask Rory about lovely gorgeous silky pretty sleek weasely Indie aka The Pig, I sorta remember he rather liked her…..oh oh no that wasn’t me no no no. Ok oh pigwit I love you and always have, and stories of your exployts just mek me swoon 
and admire your amazing skills an proklivitis x
and admire your amazing skills an proklivitis xIf dids Fergus but e just say d you wait an see. Patently she's supa sneaky and weezelli. I can't be wait to see.
Iver sleepy boy
Iver sleepy boy
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Speakin' of piggies, its my birfday in 7 more big sleeps an I saw Mum put sum pigs eers in my birfday box. Can't wait!
Hello Pig no time long woof...one day that gate will.open for you or just dig under.
We have moved home and now walking in new hood and daddy says we are the Queen bees round here ad we are marking everywhere and all the other dogs are barking when we walk round. Our presence is noted.
PS: Maxx birthday box you say. Need to talk to our hoomans as we don't have one of those but do have a Xmas box - well actually a stocking, sack and box but who is bragging, eh we mean counting
We have moved home and now walking in new hood and daddy says we are the Queen bees round here ad we are marking everywhere and all the other dogs are barking when we walk round. Our presence is noted.
PS: Maxx birthday box you say. Need to talk to our hoomans as we don't have one of those but do have a Xmas box - well actually a stocking, sack and box but who is bragging, eh we mean counting