The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Hey Frens , yesterday I had the bestest time eva, eva . We wes at a big doggy feeld , I bin befour an its ace but next to it is anuther feeld where we are not alowed to go, its called a football feeld or somfing . Well , there wes all theese men, kikin the ball and I fort to meself that it lucked lyke fun so off I went , brave as anyfink . I dunt no why but the men was laffin an one man did blow his wisel , so bein a good boy , I did go to him an the men was laffin even moor an Mummy sed she was mortified . She did blow my wisel so I fort , best err to corsion and go bak to her an she put me leed on an took me away from the fun , wat a spoyel sport , Roobin xx
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Me and Mother is watching a fing called Harripotter. It has got fings cawled Draggons in it. So I am bein a big scarey norty Draggon, even thow it's not a Toosday! I am rowlin on me back wiv me paws in the air makin Big Scarey Draggon Grrrrr noyses.
I sed to Mother Are yoo scared now? Am I bein norty ennuf? She sed Nono, you are bein Veryvery funny and sweet and makin me larf.
Sumtimes yoo just carnt win.:saddog:
GGJ xxxxxxx
 
Yeah, I tried being good once, some kennel club gave me a gold medal and a certificate for goodness, but I ate the certificate and turned to a life of crime. Best thing I ever did. Far too many good dogs round here, don’t fret everyone, the Pig shall be your sneaking and weaselling mentor!
Good to see you back, Pig! We need some of your sneaking and weaselling advice as we seem to have turned into (mostly) sensible labradors (who knew they really existed?!). Tuppy did manage to throw up on the carpet yesterday when mum was chatting on the phone, though. It made her stop talking very quickly, so maybe that’s the way to get attention.

Mum says congratulations to your mum too. Bald puppees can be fun sometimes!

Wispa x
 
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