The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

She was in the front garden we watched from beards chair. She dug a big hole we watched she never lets us dig such big ones. She put sticks in the holes and stones that grown and soil. She was very happy with the sticks. We've been told (Iver mostly) not to dig up the sticks and run around with
them. We said as if ging!
I&R watching sticks through the window.

 

[MrChew]

My fren Angis came over today. He is luvlee and gentle and we had a grate play an then we lay on the grass an I nibbled his eer.

Oh yeh an his hoomans came too.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Wot does "gentle" mean Chewie? Ging often says it but I've just t got s clue about it.
Iver the Visigoth.

 

[MrChew]

Wot does "gentle" mean Chewie? Ging often says it but I've just t got s clue about it.
Iver the Visigoth.

No big chomps or boddy slams, only little nibbles.

 

[SwampDonkey]

No big chomps or boddy slams, only little nibbles.

Wot about enthusiastic big licks?
Iver derpy tongue

 

[Candy]

Wot about enthusiastic big licks?
Iver derpy tongue

Iver, I am a Veryvery gentul dog and I fink big licks can be gentul. I am kwite a Nexpert at gentul big licks and I fink I wood like to give sum to yoo and Rory.
Yor lIcky frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

I ave had a deesaster. I was doin a poo this mornin and a waspie stuk to my bottoms and did lodes of ouchies .
Mum did take it off but my bottom is hurtin .
I don like waspies at awl .

Toffee - the sore bottoms one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Norty fing! We don't like em either.

 

[Candy]

Oh Toffee! Yor poor sore bottom! I wood kiss it better for yoo if I cood.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

Fank you so much GGJ , I wish you wos here to kiss it betta - Ripple had a look but said ' yuk he wosnt kissin that' . And Mum normanlly gives me kisses but she won't kiss it eiver . I fink I shall be reeally careful neks time i need to poo .

Toffee - the sore bottoms one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Errr we wouldn't kiss your bum bum neever. pparently Rory might? Oh I don't know Toffee we'd ave to ave a bit of a look first.
I&R

 

[edzbird]

Ouchies! Toffee. You're being Very Brave. I don't mind bum-kissing it needs be.

- Coco

 

[Jacqui-S]

My mum got stungd on her bum when she waz littel sittin down on the loo.
Shhhh....I never sed that....

Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

Got to ask, Lilly.... did you kiss her better?

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

We have a new lawn to play in....so we did zoomies and rolled around. Daddy said be carefully as needs tome to settle....well we help

V & H

 

[VanillaBean]

There is a lot of talk about bottoms and licking. We like to lick and always lick daddy in morning to wake up and when ever we play and when we cuddle and well you get the drift....

V&H

Eh just to add we don't lick bottoms but may sniff them

 

[edzbird]

I liyke to lik me downe sterrs in the midul of the niyte, on the Big Bed.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4tg Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

I think it is very important to give oneself a thorough barf in the middle of the night on the big bed Megan fren

 

[VanillaBean]

We agree Megan and do it in tandem. Make excellent noise big slurps. Then of course you know what happens if it is morning time....

V&H

 

[VanillaBean]

Oh yeah...and sometimes I will sniff my sistas and get to excited and start to have a movement with my back legs that are well, you know not lady like but more LADY like

Honey - the immature one unable to control urges at times...and movement...