The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Well I'm a the bum doctors. I've been rushed in cos Iver keeps bumming me I mean all the time. It started about 3 o'clock. Ging thinks I might need a bum proseeduur. I'm I bit worried I don't like having people poking about in me ricker.
A dogs got to do what a dogs got to do.
Rory about to have a shock, curled up toes
 
I had to ave a bluddy baff. Ging scrubbed me in the yard I didn't like it but the water was nice and warm and I had loads of massages. It was so nice it made me groan. Iver still trying to bum me but less now. I didn't like him jumping about and being silly it's understandable as I am a god but no more thank you.
Rory sparkily clean
 
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