The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Fankyoo Veryvery much Hansum Rory. Mother ses we carn't come just now cos she is in her jarmies an parentlee tis parst bedtime .
Borin Mother!
Lotsoflove GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[VanillaBean]

Cassie Cassie, you are famous and coming to Australia. We heard a song that sang about you and said you are catching train to Australia....you coming to visit us....plenty of room daddy is making a big garden for us to play in...

V & H

 

[VanillaBean]

Daddy is away so we are so bored....



V & H

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey frens , tis me Roobin . I bin to the V.E.T this day cos I as a poowly nale an she did cut it an I kist her cos she wes kind but I can not go to Playgwoop for aigis til me nale is betta an I had a jecshun an I dint cri . Mummy sed just litel warks , borin , Roobin x

 

[Lab_adore]

Hope yore nale stops hurtin' soon Roobin Fren. I did see Dokta Joolian today too but he was sittin; on a bench when we were on our walk. Mum sed 'dont embaras yorself Maxx' so I sat like a good boy.....until....I didn. An then I barked. Mum just sighed

 

[SteffiS]

Daddy is away so we are so bored....

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V & H

My Dad is away too and Mum is doin all the wolks and it’s all NO EETIN .

No eetin grass, no eetin twigs, no eetin poo, no eetin ded fings, no eetin old sanwidges, and NO EETIN POO - so borin

Ripple - totally POO deprived

 

[Jacqui-S]

Wen mi dad iz awayz I Don getz menni gwavi bownz
Eh, mum......

Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

We mets Ower dad on walks yesterday. He had clothes on is legs. We are never seen these flappy things before. We kept licking em. Ging laughed at us. We ad a nice walk, ging is much better behaved when it coldish.
R&I

 

[Boogie]

Woof! I am Ted and I wuv chasing awound! Today I am frowing my antler awound and chasing it!

wheeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[VanillaBean]

My Dad is away too and Mum is doin all the wolks and it’s all NO EETIN

Ditto soooooo booorrriiinnnnggg

 

[SteffiS]

No eetin - pffft , I ave eeted all the pares out the frutes boll. Mum is aleetle bit cross - don care they wos delishous.

Ripple - see where a no eetin rule gets you Mum

 

[Loraseal]

Me mama has me on a DIE HIT so I eet anyfing I kan find on me waalkies cauz I am food deprived en wastin away.
I am also becoming an ACE coffee table surfer. Ripple I am also showin mama wot happenz when she deprives me of food.

Hunter - who just ate hooman bruvvas banana muffin paper case en crumbs from the coffee table
PS - The plate was clean but I left big sloppy tongue marks on the plate so she sed it must be me...need to wurk on me surfin skillz

 

[edzbird]

I am food deprived en wastin away.

I yunder stand Hunter. I yunde stand. Sikked so woz starvd for evva on choozdee. Orlso woz not alowd to go to skule becuz dad sed OWE DEER NOWE TREETS FOR MEG I WILL STAIYE HOWME AN LUK AFTA HER AN YOO GO WITH COCO. So that is wot we did. I staiyed howme an likked dads feets orl niyte wiyle Coco went to skule with mum.
Not sik nowe thowe, so not starvd enny mor.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

It's my mum's birfday so we all had a cuddle in bed and I gave mums arm a barf then I stole her shoo an dad had to chase me round the deck. So much fun! Mum larfed an larfed.

 

[Candy]

Well, frends!
Today I wos helpin Mother bring in the fings for the Fireinametalbox, becos I always help, becos I yam a GoodGirl and she sed Brrrr! Tis Veryvery cold today Joyjoy, we need to bring in sum reely Big Dogs.
Well, the only reely Big Dog I like is Keir. I do not want enny uvver reely Big Dogs in our howse Fankyoo Veryvery much!
But then Mother sed not Big Dogs Joyjoy, big logs! Parentlee they are Veryvery big fat sticks. So now we have big logs in the Fireinametalbox and tis awl cosy and snug and Luvlee!
Hope yoo is awl snug tooooo!
Yor snug frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Selina27]

Frens !

Too day on my outing I found a Maninahole --- yes yes I really did, I found a Maninahole !

I wen runnin up to say hi to a luvly young man I coud see wearin orang trousers, an then just behind the little digga thing was this Maninahole.

Gess wot frens -- I was BIGGER THAN HIM -- I thort it Such Fun that I had to give his face a speshul lik.

He neerly fell into his hole he was larfin so much and sed "Yoo neerly giv me a Hartatak". Well I dont fink I did cos I dint have one wiv me, but aniway it was Hilarious (parentlee) and evvri one was larfin and so I larfed and larfed and larfed an did a zoomie jus for them.

Life is good dontcha fink?

Luv,

Cassseee OOOO

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey Frens , tis me an I av bin in the wars, agin . I did go to the V.E.T cos I busted a nale an it did hert like mad , so she did trim it an sed I had to go bac a few days later . So wen I did go bac , she sed it had to come off,, oh yes she did an I was a bit wurrid . Next day I had no brakefast and I fort, oh oh , this is not bodin well . Well frens , they did try to sidate me but it dint work cos I was eggsited so next fing, they did noc me owt So Mummy did take me home an I had a massif bandig on an it lukced ridiculus an then I went bac to have the bandig off and oh oh , they sed it was infectid so I had needels and tablits . I am alwite now , the V.E.T had anuver luc an sed I can go for walks an it is neely betta , wat a palaver , luv Roobin xx

 

[Selina27]

Fren roobin tis gud you can go fore warks now.
Mebbe you will find a maninahole like I did.
That will perk you up !

Luv

Cassieee oooo

 

[Candy]

Frens !

Too day on my outing I found a Maninahole --- yes yes I really did, I found a Maninahole !

I wen runnin up to say hi to a luvly young man I coud see wearin orang trousers, an then just behind the little digga thing was this Maninahole.

Gess wot frens -- I was BIGGER THAN HIM -- I thort it Such Fun that I had to give his face a speshul lik.

He neerly fell into his hole he was larfin so much and sed "Yoo neerly giv me a Hartatak". Well I dont fink I did cos I dint have one wiv me, but aniway it was Hilarious (parentlee) and evvri one was larfin and so I larfed and larfed and larfed an did a zoomie jus for them.

Life is good dontcha fink?

Luv,

Cassseee OOOO

Ooooh! Casseeeeee!
I fink I mite like a Maninahole tooooo!
It sownds like lotsanlots of fun, an I do love to lick faces an make peeple larf. After all tis part of the Dooty of Dog to make peeple larf, so I fink yoo hav been a Veryvery GoodGirlCassie today, neely as Good as Me!
Yor frend in Goodness
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Cassie Fren I am hedin out for my mornin' walk so I will be lookin' for a Maninahole too. I luv luv luv lickin' faces and making the hoomans larf

I yam going to kennels tomorra cos Mum an Dad are going on a hairplain for holidaze. I luv kennels cos I get put wif a speshal noo fren and then we all run an play in the yard