The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

I'm 38.4kgs. the vet says I don't need a dyit as I'm buff. Maybe if you get buff you won't need a dyit?
Iver the built

 

[Lab_adore]

Yore my hero Iver fren

 

[SwampDonkey]

Hey take a look

 

[Loraseal]

You is lukking Buff Iver!!
Woof - Hunter

 

[SwampDonkey]

I know, I just can't help it. Rory has been quite rude to me, something being vain. Such a roood!

 

[edzbird]

VetBumMan never said I need to die it, mum did. So suddenly she is an expert. Hah!

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

VetBumMan never said I need to die it, mum did. So suddenly she is an expert. Hah!

- Coco

Yeah my mum's the same Coco fren

 

[Candy]

Well, no-one has Everever sed I need to di-et, but of course, I am
GoodGirlJoy.
Pee Ess, Mother ses 'Smugness duz not soot yoo, Joy.' Parentlee.
Pee Ess, but I am still
GoodGirlJoy, aren't I?

 

[Selina27]

Well frens I gotta sai I have gone all thin - I got some new food a whyell bak and parrentlee itz dropt of me. No one really fought a diet necessary but parrentlee you can see me ribs and backbone. So I can get a little bit more
But I fort why not a lot lot more -- but parrentlee I must be Jo King cos the expense.....I don't know what she means.
Who is the real Jo King?

Skinnier Cass

 

[edzbird]

Cassi I too am thin thaiye saiye. I got lots ov ribbees an a bak bowne but mum sez I yam OK cuz me hippees ar not ther. Wud luv mor foowde tho. Don nowe Jo King.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum calls Jo King when I bring my Kong Bone to her after I've had alla my treets for the day

 

[Selina27]

Mum calls Jo King

 

[SwampDonkey]

Well then all you lot, I am very proud I saved ging from a norty kitty and helped ging prune. She sez I may ave killed it and it's my third. I am so sorry. This is me lookin sorryhe he he number 3

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens, had a very late walk today cos there was too much smoke in the air. It made my eyes hurt and mum had to wash them with a cloth. She said I looked like I was something out of the band Kiss. Whatev's that meens

 

[HAH]

Frens, had a very late walk today cos there was too much smoke in the air. It made my eyes hurt and mum had to wash them with a cloth. She said I looked like I was something out of the band Kiss. Whatev's that meens

Maxx fren, that sounds ouchy. Maybes I cud send you some off our air from Devon to freshen things up a bit? I’ll ask Curly.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Frens, had a very late walk today cos there was too much smoke in the air. It made my eyes hurt and mum had to wash them with a cloth. She said I looked like I was something out of the band Kiss. Whatev's that meens

Think you mum is showing er age mate.
Rory the fingers mcpincie

 

[SwampDonkey]

I ran off yesterday ol' boys hearing you know I went to the deli cos it smells good. A nice lady gave me her onioni bargee. Ging caught up with and the greedi thing stole it out ov my chops. The lady laughed and ging went an got more bargees from the deli for her. Everyone laughed I'm so entertaining.
Rory the bargee king.

 

[Candy]

Hello frends!
I hav been away for a little time, stayin wiv my luvlee Auntee Robbie. She is Veryvery nice and kind and givs me LOTS OF TREETS! Mother ses now I need to go on a Die-et. Onlee a smoll Die-et, she ses but still I fink it is Most Unfair!
Yors Hungrillee,
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess,
Plees send Emergency Food!

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh no GGJ fren, glad yore mum is home but not the dreded die-et! I will give you sum of my breffast if you like?