The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

Tuppy me mama also forgot me buffday too.
She sez tis okay as every day is me buffday and I iz spoyult and have way toooooooo many treets.

Hunter - deprived of birthday treats

 

[edzbird]

Wee nevva doo berfdees heer eethur. S'OKaiye thowe. Fink wee getz veri spoiyeld ennee waiye.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

Wot a buddy borin day. 1 cr*ppy walk so soakin and only one big fight wiv warwee. Bored bored bored bored! I know bear ggggrrrr bear ggggghhrrrbear! So bored. the black mountain of grrrrrr

 

[edzbird]

Snaps Iver.Well worse actually. We did not even get one single walk cuz mum did say she's not going out in that orrible storm. So me an Meggy-Muck have been a-playing and a-fighting and a-barking all day. Actually, on reflection, it was quite good.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

We went out in the dark and saw a grumpy badger. We were so soaking wet.

 

[Candy]

I fink I wos The Onlee Dog Out in the Hole Wide Werld today! Me and Mother did not see enny uvver dogs atawl on our walk! I did fetchin and findin but NO SWIMMIN!
We have had Auntee Mags an frends Tatze an Ted stayin tooooo! We hav had a luvlee luvlee time, us dogs, but awl Mother an Auntee Mags hav dun is tawkantawkantawk. How borin, but tis just wot hoomans do it seems.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, they did have sum food an sum whine tooo!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Snaps Iver.Well worse actually. We did not even get one single walk cuz mum did say she's not going out in that orrible storm. So me an Meggy-Muck have been a-playing and a-fighting and a-barking all day. Actually, on reflection, it was quite good.

- Coco

It was better today had a nice walk and play

 

[edzbird]

oh! oh! My insides are poorly. Had to get up 4 times in the night to eat grass n sick it, now me bum's not right. Wonder if it was the chicken in black bean sauce? (extra yumm).

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

All better. Had roast beef too. And cleaned the chopping board this morning. What to do next... ?

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Today I got a presunt froo the door! Twas from Auntee Mags an frends Tatze an Ted. Tis a Snake! Mother put some tasty fings in it an here is Me wiv Snake, who I love Veryvery much!
Lots of luv to Auntee Mags an Tatze an Ted.
Yoo can come an stay Wenevveryoulike.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Wowzers GGJ Fren, you are so luckee! I could like a snake very much

 

[SwampDonkey]

dont start Iver.

 

[Lab_adore]

I dunno wots going on but my walk is delayed and Dad is watching hoomans play with a ball on the telly. He keeps shouting "GO BLACKS" at the telly and I have looked and looked but I can't find eny black labadores anywhere

 

[HAH]

Well MY walk was eerly and my hoomans kept shoutin CMUN ORLBLAX a now they keep sayin wotashayme soclosse so I dunno Maxx, maybe they were looking for black labadores that din turn up?
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

Well, I doeno ennyfing about blax an fings, but I fink tis Veryvery late an past our bedtime but Mother ses tis clock changin time so reely sortof a bit erly for bed unless we want to be awake Veryvery erly tomorrow (an wot's rong wiv that ennyway?) So parentlee tis time for anuther whine an a bit more chat (wich Neverever stops ennyway) an then we mite get to bed. Hoomans? Pffft!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Well Kipper, glad yore hoomans know about this awl black funny thing too. Dad sed [bad word] referee and [bad word] robbed and [bad word] rigged

Dont think hes very happy but at least then we went for our walk. An we ran into Arlo who is a very crazy r'treever and we bounced a lot

 

[edzbird]

Soz freinds - my mum did not cheer for orblax, but shouted for Boks (but funny enough, I never saw a boks, no I didn't. Me n Meggy Sparkle were on stand by to dismantle this boks too. Oh well, you win some you lose some.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I bit a wapsy and it bl**Dy hurted. I had to sit on gingies knee. My chops were big and stingy.ging says im not to eat the grumpy buzzy things. I feel less hurty today. I'm very very brave.
Iver ironheart

 

[Lab_adore]

Ouch Iver fren