- Location
- Monmouthshire, Wales
I'd luv to eat my own sick but dad say i have a led tummy. I'm never sick. I have to make do with poo.
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
I yukked it up again
Pig-mummy found a cherree toemartee pip stuck on two-leggy Willow’s head. I said it wasn’t me 
but pig-mummy said it was a Clue and who has been stealing cherree toemartees out the garden? I said it must have been two-leggy Willow obviously but we both know she is too lazy. Pig-mummy said if I am going to steal toemartees and then sneak licks of two-leggy willow’s head at least I shouldn’t leave Clues. I think I should be a bit more weasely next time.
but pig-mummy said it was a Clue and who has been stealing cherree toemartees out the garden? I said it must have been two-leggy Willow obviously but we both know she is too lazy. Pig-mummy said if I am going to steal toemartees and then sneak licks of two-leggy willow’s head at least I shouldn’t leave Clues. I think I should be a bit more weasely next time.
- Location
- Isle of Man
I sicked my breakfast yesterday, and mum did usher me n Meg(an) Sparkle into the garden while she tidied it up, but I came in while she was tipping most of it onto newspaper and I did eat the last 2 blobs off the carpet an she shouted YUCK Coco! So I retreated an Meg(an) Sparkle came an found another bit that I missed an ate it an mum did make her own sicky sound an said dogs were dirty.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Isle of Man
My Lovely Pig, you need to lick harder, that's all. Leave no tomato.
- Coco
- Coco
You are such a clever geezer Coco , respect 
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Frens...frens....it's finally here! It's my birfday! But I'm not getting my presents until mum gets home from work 
but I did get a spoonful of peenut butter before we went to drop mum off at the stashun and go on my morning walk with dad.
Pongo I do the head shake thing too an this morning mum was already dressed for work
but I did get a spoonful of peenut butter before we went to drop mum off at the stashun and go on my morning walk with dad.Pongo I do the head shake thing too an this morning mum was already dressed for work
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Buenas noches, my Labrador friends. It is I, Juniper Berry, Queen of All She Surveys.
Esta tarde, strange things have been happening. The wet is coming from above. Theeze things should not be happening in my new home. Theeze things happened in the place where I last was. Theeze things do not make me happy. How is a lady supposed to have her evening constitutional when there is wet coming from above?!
Instead, Mama-who-was-foster-mama-and-is-now-just-mama gave me tasty biscuits for learning to count. She taught me "uno" and "dos". The fool doesn't know I can already count to "mil". What else does she think one does when they have no-one to talk to, day after day? If she thought to ask me, I could recite Pi to a hundred places.
Ah, dios mio, I said "Pi". Now the Labradors are drooling.
I think my Inglish is improving, yes?
- Juniper Berry, Queen of All She Surveys.
Esta tarde, strange things have been happening. The wet is coming from above. Theeze things should not be happening in my new home. Theeze things happened in the place where I last was. Theeze things do not make me happy. How is a lady supposed to have her evening constitutional when there is wet coming from above?!
Instead, Mama-who-was-foster-mama-and-is-now-just-mama gave me tasty biscuits for learning to count. She taught me "uno" and "dos". The fool doesn't know I can already count to "mil". What else does she think one does when they have no-one to talk to, day after day? If she thought to ask me, I could recite Pi to a hundred places.
Ah, dios mio, I said "Pi". Now the Labradors are drooling.
I think my Inglish is improving, yes?
- Juniper Berry, Queen of All She Surveys.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
oh oh! I gotta rope ball toy an a bouncy ball an a bone an sossig and chickin and Mum and Dad swam in the big blue river in the backyard an I dropped lots of plants on their heads. Then Mum chased me all around an an an it was the BESTEST birfday ever! Gotta run, there's more fun to be had! Hope all my frens are OK and Rory, I hope you are feelin' better
- Location
- Monmouthshire, Wales
Happy buff day Maxx. Buffdays are great. I wish they happened every day.
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Ah, but Holly, you young bean, for all us lucky dogs who live with the love of our families, they do. They really do.
- Juniper the Wise
I defnitly don’t get bloons and cake and presents evry day Ginny.
Nope nope nope.
I should though!
Stanley
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Your bloon is the comfy bed on which you lay your head.
You cake is the food that nourishes your body.
You present is the gift of love.
- Juniper the Enlightened
You cake is the food that nourishes your body.
You present is the gift of love.
- Juniper the Enlightened
- Location
- Isle of Man
oh Dog! Jinny you are deep and very wise.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Isle of Man
I ate poo. It was nice, Coco was right. Cat poo is nice. Coco is nice.
- Meg(an) Sparkle
- Meg(an) Sparkle
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Fings are afut agen , we are going to see that small black fing agen tomorrow . Auntie and the small human are coming as well , hummmmmm , luks like its weely going to happen then ? Gud bit is a walk on somefing called dartmore after , and sandwiches and sosij rols , Nelly x
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Hmmm. Small Things are worrisome. We got a Small Brown Thing and turns out she was a very Annoying Brown Thing. I wonder if your Small Black Thing will end up being an Annoying Black Thing. You should be worried, Nellie, they hang around and sit on your head.
Willow
Willow
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Nelly. we had a small yellow thing and when it grew up it had no dognity at all! Terrible manners and obviously related to a hippo.
Put an end to this now Lady Nelly. For your own sanity's sake.
Poppy.
Put an end to this now Lady Nelly. For your own sanity's sake.
Poppy.
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Its too lait , they have bied it a leed and harnis AND a tag wiyth my address on it , I`m doomed ,Nelly x
Blue bear must die. Gggggrrrr Im so fabulously fierce.