The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Ugh. That woman.

Yesterday those eye thingys seemed to go away which I was very pleased about. It got to nap nap time where mummy watches luv eyeland so I got snuggled up. I was just dreaming about cheese and tennis balls when POW she got me right in the eye.

That’s it! No more sleeping for me!

Stanley
 
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Maybe this hot weather's not so bad after all. This morning, when mum was drying her hair, she left her bedroom door open so that the air could flow through and the hair dryer didn't make it extra hot.

So.... I was very naughty and I sneaked in and crept up onto her bed. :) Then I just stayed there and refused to get off, even when she took Wispa back downstairs. (Wispa had been doing her stuck up 'I'm a good girl' bit lying on the landing at the top of the stairs. :( ) Great, I've won, I thought. I can stay here all day! But...

...then I heard the fridge door open and the frozen kong drawer too...

Frozen sardineandbanana kong is best! :D

Tuppy
 
Uh oh apparently I made pig-mummy reach the End of her Tether. Not sure why that is a bad thing, I reach the end of my tether all the time if I smell a phessie or a cat runs past or something and I am attached to pig mummy with a string. But for hoomans this is a Bad Thing. First it was caused by something on our walk this morning involving a munty-beastie and some brambles, but that wasn’t me that was evil twin Indie Pindie. And then I think it got worse afterwards in an incident involving raspberries, a blackbird and the Pig-proof fence. That was me, but it wasn’t my fault, the blackbird was nomming my raspberries! Anyway I think Pig-mummy should just get a longer tether. That would solve that problem.
 
I went to skool this morning , I go most mornings to the skool place in my vilij . Anty and the small hooman take me but this morning it was a bit specshall . The man in charge of the skool asked anty is she would like to bring me inside to meet all the small hoomans and the big people called teechers . I was everso good , I wagged my magnificent tail and was all silly , the small hoomans loved it and I got a biscit , I fink I mite go again , Nelly xx
 

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Oh! Oh! Big day yesterday

Ding dong...dad answers the door 'delivery from Petsmart' sez the man at the door. Now I'm peeping from the top of the stairs and Dad drags in a big box. And leaves it there! What???? He sez we've got to wait til mum comes home. ARE YOU KIDDIN'

So she finally gets home and pounces on the box. She comes up with a smaller box and out comes a new toy......a bright red Kong bouncy Ball! Hooray! We played fetch for ages and then she stuck a dental stuck in it. Heaven

PS: I suspect there's more in that box so stay tuned my friends....
 
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