I get you Maxx. We're not allowed up either. Meg(an) Sparkle does try every day. She says - "watch this Coco, Today is The Day" and sometimes whe sneaks, one foot at a time, an sometimes she kind of lays sideways over dad and slithers up and sometimes she just jumps up (that's my preferred method). Well not yet, it hasn't been The Day yet. Dunno what to suggest really. Be intrested to know if anything works for you.. then we could try too.
Maxx fren, just wait till they need a wee then quickly jump up when they is gone. Then, and dis is verrry ‘portant, curl up real tight, look cute n preten to be fast asleep, even if you is awake. My hoomans din even last a week.