The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[HAH]

Squidge, maybee your goin for biskits and fussing like I do sometimes? An maybe you'll siton the big square while you get biskits an everyone says "Whatabigdog, twennysickskeelow"? I hope it's fun whateva it is

* Kipper *

 

[snowbunny]

Mum snorted and said "twennysickskeelow idunthinkso fattyfattybumbum"

 

[edzbird]

Squidge-pup - sounds like it might be exciting for you if every one is going.....I'm looking into my crystal ball....a journey?

- Coco

 

[Aitch]

Maybe Dan tay is taking you on hollee days!

 

[snowbunny]

Holly days?! Do you think it mite be?? I LOVE holly days!! I wonder if there will be wimmin? I love wimmin. In the see, in the rivvur, in layks. I hope it's not as hot as it is here. It makes my fizz melt being so hot and I dun get much for dinnuh because Mum says I'm lazybones and a fattyfattybumbum. Iss not surprizin I dun move much cuz I'm week frum starvashun.

Squidge

 

[kateincornwall]

I went swimmy today ! Well no , Mummy finks lies are norty so I didn't achualy swimmy , but I did get me tummy wet , Nelly x

 

[Boogie]

My mumee says I’m going to bum man laydee too, but just for fuss and treats - and away, whatever that is!

 

[Jacqui-S]

I heard me humans talkin about the wet n hairy bum ladee too, but i got a ree-preeeve appawently.
Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

I've lazed today because it's a holiday. But I did play Hoze. Twice. Dad was mean just now cuz he went out to water the garden and said I had to stay inside cuz it was too late to play Hoze for a third time again cuz I would be wet at bed time and I do sleep on their bed with them and apparently wet dog on the bed is not acceptable. Apparently.

- Coco

 

[Granca]

Iss not surprizin I dun move much cuz I'm week frum starvashun.

Do you need food parcels, Squidge? Or perhaps your mum needs to go to an optishun cos she's seeing double?

Tuppy

 

[snowbunny]

I burnd by tung.
Willow

 

[snowbunny]

Hehe, Willow is a doofus. She saw Mum had made a nice big pan of yummers and it smelled so good she tried to snarfle a bit right out the top! It was too hot tho and now she can’t stop licking. Doofus.

Squidge

PS I might wait till it’s cooled down and then try to snarfle some but otherwise food parcels would be good, Tuppy. Hang on, what m’I sayin? Food parcels would be good anyway!

 

[Emily]

Mum said I'm on a die-it because parrently I'm chubby! Not happy.

I think shes just grumpy as she hasn't been having her giggly-water.

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh no! Not good things happenin' here. Willow, hope your Tung doesn't hurt soon an l can't believe you're on a die-et Ella. I peeped over mum's shoulder and saw a video of you the other day and I thought you looked very nice. Mum and Dad aren't whining either and don't seem happy about it. Good news is they're having I-scream after dinner and mum gives me some. Dad won't cos it's something called 'chocklat an bad for dogs. But mum's is Vanilla and at first I was horrified that she was eatin' my friend vanilla but then realised she wasn. Phew cos it tastes SOOO good

 

[Emily]

Mum said I put on a key-low. I don't remember putting anything on, I still just have my fur? Anyway, she said it's dads fault. If it's dads fault, why isn't he the one on the die-it?

 

[Lab_adore]

Not fair Ella. I've got my winter fur so I'm fluffier....not fatter. Tell them that.

Someone at the dog park this morning called me a 'behemof'. I googled it and it means 'jumbo/huge/monstrous'. Not nice! Mum and Dad are carefully watching my wait too so they better not put me on a die-et

 

[edzbird]

I always on a diet..mum feels my side before she measures my food in the morning! She'll say "mm a bit podgy, short measures today Coco". Thank Dog she only in charge at the weekend...and on holidays. Dad is much more generous.

- Coco

 

[SteffiS]

I keep gettin on the big flat thing at the bum man place and Mum says you've lostmorewatenotherhalvekeelo have to up your dinners.
I'm goin to the bum man place next week hope I've lost more wate.

Ripple

 

[Jen]

Mummy feels gilty bout the eyedroppy fings so I keep getting tweats and tweats.

It’s rubbish bout the eyedroppys. But the tweats are nice!

Stanley

 

[kateincornwall]

Oh the shame of it , I now have to be takin into the garden for my last tidal, on my lead , all cos I found a big ball of prikles , and wanted to play wiv it, but it didn't want too , strange fing , I know it was alive cos it looked at me , Nelly x