The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[chrisc831]

Welcome little feller, there are lots of wise dogs on here including your lil sis. Listen to them and you won’t go wrong. Fergus

 

[Pepper]

Hello Rueben, you’ll find lots of friends here, and they’ll tell you how to train your hoomans!
Pepper

 

[snowbunny]

ROOBAN ROOBAN ROOBAN! Can I come play wiv you? I wud love to play and chase chase chase you and sit on you just a lil bit and show you awl my toys that you can look but not have ok maybe you can have fur a lil bit as long as you dun eats them an I gets them bak after.

Luna-but-you-can-call-me-Squidge

 

[snowbunny]

Oh dog, another annoying thing. Blak this time, I see.

Willow The Weary

 

[snowbunny]

Oh ROOBAN ROOBAN ROOBAN dun worry bout Willow. She pretens to be scaree but shes not shes awl noizes and I juss ignore her and then pat her on the hed wiv my big pawsies. Then she gives up and plays wiv me becuz evryone luvs me reely even wen they pretens they don.

Squidge

 

[HAH]

ROOBIN ROOBIN ROOBIN, bounce bounce bounce!!!! Welcome to the pack, littel fella! It’s grate to meat you, I’d LUFF to playanplayanplay wiv you and I fink I’d not knock you ova altho Curly does say sometimes I’m a bit bouncy with smorl ones but I reckon we’d haff LOTS of fun! Also maybees I can show you sossigis.
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

Welcome little fella.

 

[Rosie]

Reuben!! Welcome mate! We've been waiting for you for soooooooooo long! And we've got tons and tons of good advice for you about training your hooman….

 

[Loraseal]

Reuben welcome little matey!! My mama has been talkin about you. I hope you settle in quick. There is lots of good advice about training your hooman. I am impressed that you can do the tap tap thing on the computer at such a young age.
Woof Hunter

 

[kateincornwall]

The small black fing is here, only it isn't as small now, in fact it is bigger than me ! Its alwight weely , it got my bestest toy so I did growel a little bit , but it can have the uver stuff . I wonder wen its going back home ? Nelly x

 

[Jacqui-S]

Hey there Nelly!
just keep the scally wag under control of he will Nick yer food and sofa space.
Lilly x

PS hiya roobin

 

[Granca]

Hello Reuben! Welcome! It’s good fun here. I’ve got a sister too and she’s good fun when she plays nicely with me. She’s a bit hevvier than me, so sometimes I have to let her get her own way, even tho I try to steal her toys. I hope you have lots of luvly tuggy games with Nelly.

Tuppy x

 

[Granca]

I wonder wen its going back home ?

Nelly, in my experience you’re stuck with it. Just make the most of letting him take all the blame when you do something wrong.

Actually, it can be fun having someone to play with, if he doesn’t take ALL your toys. Have fun!

Wispa x

PS Welcome, young Reuben!

 

[chrisc831]

Hey Nelly just fawt....be ‘appy, cud o bin a bald pink yarling ‘ooman puppy. Ask the pig about that. Poor Stanners has to face it too.

 

[VanillaBean]

I got probed by a plastic gloved hand.

Vanilla

 

[SwampDonkey]

Gulp rubber glove ....

 

[VanillaBean]

Hello Reuben welcome and of course you can join.

Nelly hope it it not like the one I visited a while back. It just climbed and climbed all over me and never left me alone.

 

[edzbird]

Hello Reuben, I love puppies, I will love you and play gentle even though I am big an strong.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Nelly...he might not actually go home, he might BE home. Ms Meg(an) Sparkle hasn't gone anywhere yet and I do love her so. I would miss her now if she went away.

- Coco

 

[Boogie]

Hewwwoooo Woooobin! Welcome, welcome. You’ve got lots of fwends here xx

I is pawleee - my bum explodes! But Mum is fussing me and I like the puppy gravy an eggs.

Tatze