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kateincornwall

kateincornwall

Location
Cornwall , UK
Haha , Woobin fell in the small pond !!! Oh how I laft ! Sily fing fort he cud tred on the water ! We aren't aloud in the big gardin wivout Mummy , but she was feedin the fishies to she let us cum with her and then splash , in he went ! He didn't seam to care , Mummy panicked , but he was alwight, just had sum pond wead on him . Sumtimes he is alwight , suntimes he is a pest , Nelly xx p.s. and he cries in the car , baby x
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Reuben! Hallo! Here yoo are at last! Are yoo a black dog? I am a black dog. Nelly ses yoo fell SPLASH in the pond! Don't worry about that, wen I was allsmall I kept on falling SPLASH in the canal and now I can swimnswimnswim. I wood like to play with you. Mother ses I am very gentle with puppies. That is becos I am GoodGirlJoy and yor frend.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
Rosie

Rosie

Location
South Wales
Hey guys, I did a new game yesterday! It was a bit weird but it was fab! Mum says it's called mantraylin, but I think it is called chickininabox. We went inthecar and then there was a new place I'd never seen before and some hoomans and some dogs. And I had to stay and lookafterthecar quite a lot which was a bit boring so I did some barking. But then!!! Then!!! I got out of the car and mum put my harness on me and then this hooman came and showed me she had a BOXOFCHICKIN and then she ran away and hid behind a tree! And then I had to go chasechase and I found her and got CHICKIN. And then she ran away again and I didn't see where she went but I went sniffsniffsniff and sniffed where she'd gone and then I sniffed her in some bushes and so I found her and I got CHICKINCHICKINCHICKIN. And then I went back to lookafterthecar for a bit and then I got to play the same game again! And again! And by the end mum said I'd eaten-my-own-weight-in-chickin but that's just silly because I'm a big boy and I'm still hungry.
But mum said I was a clever boy and the other hooman said I was a clever boy and mum says we might play the chickininabox game again soon with other doggies who have been playing it for longer and who know how to do it even better than me.
I hope she has enough chickininabox.
 
HAH

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
Pongo Pongo, that sounds soooo much fun!! I'd like to play chickininabox everso much, you soun like yous reeeely good atit. I hopes you gets to playit soon again. My hoomans haff bin everso excitabel this mornin and bin on the tappy thing an sed I'm gonna haff lotsanlots of skooltraynin which I'm not sure about but if we get to play chickinonabox it's alright by me! Parently I'll bee a gundog and a searchanreskoodog an a teenaygerdog. They sed they're gunna haff to become armd rubbers to payforit. I don no whatit all means.

Nelly, my hoomans did orlso watch the silly spinnin hoomans last night, I had to jump on them an scratch the carpit to get ANY tenshun atorl but I did geta kong, an a gameov snufflekibble, an a pigsnoze. I hope your Woobin is sleep again soon, and you get some peas and quite.
*Kipper*
 
Atemas

Atemas

UK Tour Guide
Location
North Cambridgeshire
Boogie said:
I is pawleee
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Oh Tatze, I too is pooorly. My bum exploded this morning big time. When I was at J + L’s whilst Mumsie and Daddy Hooman were enjoying themselves thousands of miles away, I had a few bum explosions. Mumsie says this is not like me - she looks worried 😧. They force fed me Pro Kolin this morning - yuk, I hate it. I just want to 💤.’’

Sky
 
edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
Me n Coco payed chasechasechase this morning an I found sticks and I ate sticks and when the sticks were taken away I ate grass and dad was cross becus I sicked grass yesterday an I sicked grass this morning too an mum had to clean it up I really like eating grass an I grab my mouth fulls from the hej when we walk an today mum woodnt let me near the hej but I saw Coco eat grass in the hej - its not fair.

Chickininabox sounds like my favrit sort of game an there is chickin in our kitchin just now - I wunder.

- Meg(an) Sparkle
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Chickininabox! That sounds like the best game EVER! Even better than chickininatree or sossigeinatree. I think I wood be very good at it and get LOADS of chickin becos I am GoodGirlJoy. Got very wet on my walk thismorning and had me new dressing gown on wen I got home. Just waiting for Mother to have a glass of whine now, then I get my Kong. Hurry up Mother! I am GoodGirlJoy!
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
Mum and Dad did spring cleaning yesterday and I helped. Mum was cleeening the back door so I took the sponge out of the bucket and held it for her. Had to give it a chew of course. An then I took her rag that she was using and took it to Dad who was prooning an I had to give it a chew of course. Mum huffed after me and took it back. Then I sat in the doorway where she was trying to close the door to cleen the other side and gave her kisses when she leaned down to clean the bottom. Finally she told me to go see Dad so I went and helped him proon. He put all the prooned bits in the big black bin an I took 'em out and put them on the floor. What a good helper I am
 
Jen

Jen

I got two teas!!!!

Mummy promised me some of the chikkin she was cooking but daddy didn’t know so he gave me my normal tea while mummy was having a nap.

But mummy said oh I promised him some chikkin and he won’t forget (which I didn’t - not a chance!) and she gave me chikkin and sweet potaytoe. Yum yum yum.

Stanley
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Lab_adore said:
Mum and Dad did spring cleaning yesterday and I helped. Mum was cleeening the back door so I took the sponge out of the bucket and held it for her. Had to give it a chew of course. An then I took her rag that she was using and took it to Dad who was prooning an I had to give it a chew of course. Mum huffed after me and took it back. Then I sat in the doorway where she was trying to close the door to cleen the other side and gave her kisses when she leaned down to clean the bottom. Finally she told me to go see Dad so I went and helped him proon. He put all the prooned bits in the big black bin an I took 'em out and put them on the floor. What a good helper I am
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I help like that too, cos I am GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx
 
kateincornwall

kateincornwall

Location
Cornwall , UK
I bin to the VET today cos I fell over me own legs and cryed . The VET said Mummy had to take me streyt away , but wen we got there , I was nt crying and I wasn't holdin my leg ani more , andI wasn't limpin iver but I had a jection just in case . Then the VET got a silva fing and lisened to me insides , she sed I was fine , then she chekd me hips and my teef , all good she sed . She told Mummy to keep me qwiet today , fat chance of that mrs VET lady ! I was brave and had all these nursie laydys fussin me , and I did not cri in the car iver , Reuben xxx
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Reuben yoo hav bin very brave today wot wiv goin to the VET and havin a jection and not criying and going in the car and not criying. It's not nice wen yoo fall over yor own legs, I remember it from wen I was allsmall like yoo are now. Don't worry, yoo will stop doin it wen yoo are bigger and yoo can always talk to other dogs here hoo hav bin throo the same, like me, yor frend GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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