The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jen]

Mummy forgot to make me any kongs. So do you know what she gave me.. a.. a.. CARROT!!

I mean don’t get me wrong. I ate it because it had been 30 minutes since breakfast and I was so hungry I couldn’t function.

But I stared at her to let her know I was NOT happy.

Stanley

 

[SteffiS]

You shuldnt of eet it Stanley - fin end of the wedge, carrits will start to appeer regular. Toffee eets carrits I never eet them (well part from wen Toffee drops them).

Ripple

 

[edzbird]

Carrats are lovely Ripple, Stanley you are very lucky getting carrat. They come out in your poo he he.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

I niced a carit from the frige when the majic door opend , I ran off wiv it and maid a rite mess , Woobin x

 

[Ashley]

Ugh carrots. Not fit to eat (unless there is some dip on them - yum).

But I’m sick and can’t even think about food. I couldn’t even look at the donut dad had and usually that’s my super favorite. I think I might be going to see dr. Vinny...nightmare...

Quinn

 

[Candy]

Hmmm. Well, I do like carrots very much, but.......INSTEAD OF A KONG?. No, no, I reely don't fink so. Stanley, you need to make sure this never happens agen. I get a Kong if Mother has a glass of whine. That is becos I am GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[snowbunny]

Mebbe thass it, GGJ. I heer Stannersez mum iznt drinkin whine. Mebbe thass why hez not havvin Kongs?

Mum had whine lass night and we got TOO Kongs each today to keep us quiet.

Shadow

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm so norty I just nicked Pissa luckily she just laughed and told Chris it was only a bite. I like ging but I like pizza more

 

[Jen]

Daddy said mummy spent my kong money on bye-o-oyl.

Mummy told him not to be stupid. It was his beer money she spent.

Stanley

 

[kateincornwall]

We had visiters this afternoon , Emileeee and Carbon , Woobin was sili , I wasn't sili I was a bit grumpy cos I fort they had brort another blasted bruvver , but he went home after a few howers , Nelly xxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Phew Nelly you don't want more than one of them black fings

 

[Rosie]

Oh Nelly, I met Carbon and I think he is fab! But you are lucky that you've got your own blackthing to play with.

 

[Jen]

And just like that I’m minding my own business and along she comes forcing me to cuddle.

She’s so needy. I tolerate her because she means well.

Stanley

 

[kateincornwall]

You luk a bit fed up Stanley , I like being cudled but Woobin will ony cudle wen he is slopy and tired , Nelly x

 

[Jen]

You luk a bit fed up Stanley , I like being cudled but Woobin will ony cudle wen he is slopy and tired , Nelly x

She can be a bit annoying sometimes Nelly. But I love her so I put up with it.

Stanley

 

[Lab_adore]

Mums been tormentin me today. She holds a piece of ham or warm chickin in her hand and chants 'down, down'. Then she lies on her tummy and says 'down' a few more times wavin' the treat under my nose but not givin' it to me. Mean mum. So I was sittin' and lookin' at her until I finally decided to lie on my tummy too An GUESS WOT? Every time I did it I got the treet! Too easy

Bit ruff about the Kong Stanley but carrots are good too. But not as good as Kong and certainly not instedd of.

Is your Ging betta Rory?

Nelly, your new frend sounds funny and nice. I want a frend too but not much chance im afraid.

 

[SwampDonkey]

She's just very tired we've been for a big walk and are snuggling on the sofa

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

The Hooman baby came today and stayed with Mumsie. I wanted to lick him but Mumsie wasn’t happy about that. She said ‘sit’ to me so I did. I then went and lay near to the Hooman baby but I didn’t lick him. Mumsie said what a good girl I was. I noticed Sky just looking at the Hooman baby with her teddy bear face on and the Hooman baby was making cooing noises and smiling at Sky so I copied her and he did the same to me. I love the Hooman baby.

Red

You should have licked him Red, they are tasty and quite sticky especially their feet my one lies in a chair and shouts at her toucan so I sneak a lick. If she has sockies on I carefully steal them first and put them in my nest for later nibbling. Then I can lick her feets. Pig-mummy has given up stopping me with the feet but she won’t let me lick her face that’s a shame because that is the milky end.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

And just like that I’m minding my own business and along she comes forcing me to cuddle.

She’s so needy. I tolerate her because she means well.

Stanley

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Stanleee you look like me except you have a furry tumtum. Mine is all chillly and bald. How can I get a furry tumtum like yours?

 

[edzbird]

We had a rubbish week cuz mum sed her car was being mended and it wud be bad if smellee hery dogs did go in her borroed car so we didn't an she sed she cuuddnt walk Coco in the road if is was not raining from the skie cuz he wwud chayss cats an so she didn't walk me eether cuz it wuddnt be fare anyway we went out wensday in the rain an munday in her car and that was that.
I do see her car is bak now but she says "no dogs, sorri its too layt now" so we are barking insted wich is fun an Coco loves it. We ar just have a ressle now I love ressling with Coco he is so gud at it.

- Meg(an) Sparkle