The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Mum has givened us a big load of toys to play wiv, but Ripple has taken the one I wanted . I tried to bite his eers to mak him gived it to me but he said grrrrr in a big BIG voice.

Not fair, Mum make him give it me, Mum, Mum, not fair, Mum.

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Mum sed I shud show you my vidyo of me n Willow in the mud. That wuz a good day...

Shadow

Bleurgh. Pigs don’t like mud. I have to tippytoe round muddy puddles, don’t want to get my bald puppy-boobies grubby

 

[Boogie]

Pigs don’t like mud - who knew?

 

[Pepper]

Wow that really is glorious mud!

 

[kateincornwall]

It has been blowin like mad here today , it even blowed our gardin seet over x Woobin went in the gardin wiv Mummy and it turnt his eers inside out, he lucked silly , Nelly xxx

 

[HAH]

It has bin blowin an blowin here too Nelly!! We wen to the beech, and I ranananarnamran with my Curly an Beardy-wiv-no-beard an I haffent runned wiv them togevver on the beech forEVER!! It was bliss an blowed my earsinsided our and blowed my tail fluffy like yours Nelly.
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

That's sounds crazy fun Kips. We went park and found a sacred alter which I did not wee up. We enjoyed the blow and rain and had a fab walk. We got so wet I had to have rubby dubby when we got in then we had snuggled on the sofa. It's a good day when it blows up fierce

 

[SteffiS]

Mum has made me go to bed with a silly dressing gown on after my walk. I am NOT HAPPY. And if that Toffee goes one more time I will bite his monkeys ears off .

Ripple

 

[edzbird]

Meg(an) Sparkle's ears do blow insideout too...she don't care. Wind n rain is my favourite stuff.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

Only problem is when it blow us when it lifts your tail, that is a bit embarrassing and feels cold

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Pigs don’t like mud - who knew?

Meh, well there are pigs and there are Pigs. I am one of the latter and they are the best sort. The others are muddy kibble brains.

 

[Anne123]

Went with hooman outside for walk. Wet from above, yaks! Eye caught water, and more water...Glad hooman was there with trousers. Wiped my eye clean on her trowsers...

 

[Granca]

I did a silly thing today. After we had had our walk (mum was out, so someone else came to take us) I decided to go to see if our young human was in his room. I pushed the door and went in, but the stupid door shut and I coodn't get out. When he and mum came home they coodn't find me and mum was really puzzled but the young human found me in his room! I was so excited!

Wispa

 

[Jen]

Sumfink suspishus is going on.

I smell a holiday.. and Grandad said I was going to stay with him. Why would I be going to stay with him?!

Not happy about this.

Stanley

 

[Ashley]

Stanley, maybe swallow a toy? I did that when my mum and dad had the big soft boxes of clothes out and I kept hearing about newyorkcity. It worked a little bit...actually, I had to go in the vet cage and eat something yucky. And then I went to grandma's anyway. I think someone else needs to help us with ideas cause mine didn't work very well.

Quinn

 

[Lab_adore]

Uh oh Stanley. Sounds like something is definitely afoot. Hide under the table and lissen, that's how I find stuff out

Same here. I heard 'kennels' and 'packing'. Now kennels is fun for one day like the last time but not for lots and lots of days like the time before.

Had a walk today even tho still raining and cold. Not raining like the river in the sky yesterday. No doggies around...pffft.

 

[edzbird]

Stanley, Granddads are fab. Make the most. We're going to see Nanny & Granddad next week. Mum n dad are coming too. An Meg(an) Sparkle. But main thing is I'll get gear slipped to me at table. That's what Granddads do.

- Coco

 

[Jen]

I love Grandad Paul - hes great! He sneaks me chikkin and takes me for nice walks and throws throws throws the ball.

Grandad Roy has not payshunce with me because he says I’m annoying - Nanna Jeanette tells him off.

If I have to stay with someone who’s not mummy they’re all ok, but I prefer mummy.

Stanley

 

[Jen]

Mummy says the bald puppee takes after me.

Parrently, it was laid awkwardly so the lady couldn’t do her jobs properly.

Mummy says I also lie in awkward places so she can’t do her jobs properly. I fort I was helping

Stanley

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin a pest today , Mummy says so , so its fishall . This nice man came , to taik everyfink out of the Hoomans bafruum , so Mummy was a bit panicked cos there was nowhere for her to wee , silly fing, wats rong with the grass like me Mummy ? I helped the man a lot , he sed he fort I was ace , Nelly just went to sleep , Woobin xx