The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Oh Holly, I hope you 'scape soon. It sounds like the place I'm going in September when Mum and Dad go away to van-oo-ah-two. I have to 'scape before then so I don't get locked in the cooler too

 

[HAH]

Oh Holly, I hope you 'scape soon. It sounds like the place I'm going in September when Mum and Dad go away to van-oo-ah-two. I have to 'scape before then so I don't get locked in the cooler too

Whoah, your hoomanses are goin to van-oo-ah-two?! My hoomanses have orlways wanted to go there since befor I was efen born! Maybe your hoomans can tell my hoomans all bout it and we can plan how not to get locked in the cooler ?

 

[Lab_adore]

Ok Kipper! An then we can convince them to take us too. Mum said there's not many places near us in oztraylya; only Noo Zeeland (where Xena lives), Feegee an van-oo-ah-two. They have been to Feegee many times so trying van-oo-ah-two for the first time.
Next year in our summer they going to yoorup an maybe yookay which is where so many of my doggie frens live so then they HAVE to take me too. Then we can play in the snow 'cos it will be wintah there. 'Cept I don want any of them muntys...evil things

 

[Rosie]

The guards are good. If I try to slip past the guard there's another gate which is closed.

We've been fed and locked in for the night. Tomorrow I'll explore the exercise field to see if there's a hole in the fence.

Oh Holly that's not good. Where are you? I'll come and 'scape you, I reckon I can just lean on the fence and it will fall over. That's what usually happens when I lean on a fence here.
Pongo
xxx

 

[Hollysdad]

Day two of my imprisonment.

The quiet dog next door snores. Not gentle contented labrasnores but big noisy ones that rattle the door of his cell. It's hard to sleep, but I must conserve my strength.

Today I go over the wire. Or through it. Or under it. I'll wait until we're all in the exercise yard and see if the little dog can distract the guards.

 

[Atemas]

Ooh Holly. I was in the slammer at the weekend whilst Mumsie and Daddy Hooman went to Hide Park in London for a moosic feestivul, whatever that is. Not wild bout the cage bit but we got let out into the big things they call padducks each day and I had so much fun running with dog freends . Best not to go over the wire - have fun running wiv the other doggies.

 

[edzbird]

Oh Holly..just catching up! Good luck with your escape today.

- Coco

 

[Jen]

Holly you just need to kick off!

Bark, cry, howl alllll day and alllll night!

That’s what I did when mummy and daddy left me at Doggy day care. Now I get to go to Nanna’s and she says Stanleyyouresuchagoodboyhavesomechicken and I don’t mind going there!

Stanley

 

[SteffiS]

Mum throwed the end of the sour creem away it smelt deelicous. I could of eeted that. Mum said it wos manky - I do manky Mum, not a problem.

Ripple

 

[SteffiS]

Holly, I've been in the slammer too - if you're reeellly norty they won't have you back (guess how I know ).

Ripple

 

[Cath]

We had lovely doggie ice cream last night. Mum wouldn't let me have more, she said I had had enough. I don't think so ...........Annie

 

[Jacqui-S]

Holly, I've been in the slammer too - if you're reeellly norty they won't have you back (guess how I know ).

Ripple

Tee hee!
Lilly x

 

[kateincornwall]

Fings is looking up ! Its been clowdy here today and not so hot, so I got a desent walk at last, cept that the monster cows have crost the river agin , they are all over the pavs and pooing everywhere and nobody picks up after them , Nelly xx

 

[HAH]

Hey Nelly, I'm very pleased it's notsohot now too, muss be worser for you with all your lovely fluff. But also cowpooos are tasty! Have you tried em yet? You shud give em a go. OR they're great for rolling in, I reckon you could get covered nose to tail. Try an getit allover your harniss, it makes the hoomans squeal

* Kipper *

 

[SwampDonkey]

I just sicked it was horrid I feel bad. I'm going to lie down next to Ging.

 

[kateincornwall]

Get beter soon Worwy xx

 

[Jacqui-S]

Aw no, Worwy. Maybe betta keep away from Ging, shesa bitofa delikit flowar. Done want her to katch it.
Lilly x

 

[HAH]

Poor ruffRory - sending you lots of licks and a gentle snuffle xx

 

[SwampDonkey]

It was green and I've had no tea I'm destroyed

 

[HAH]

Yuck, that sounds untasty. Maybe you haff to help yourself to your tea tonight Rory? Can you get to the kitchintops? I'm just learnin' but I fink if you keep lookin you might find somefin.
I banged my head today on the landruffer door and Curly says I haff a smorl lump but it dun hurt. I mite get sum icecream later tho cos of it, I herd it's good for lumps. Maybe its good for green sick too Roary?

* Kipper *