The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
Atemas
UK Tour Guide
- Location
- North Cambridgeshire
We is sending out love to all the sick and injured labydores and hope you all get better quickly.
Sky and Red
Sky and Red
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I bin lifting my leg sometimes to wee an it's good fun. Now dad sez 'do you have to wee on every single bluddy tree Maxx?'
Dad fell asleep on the couch last night so I nicked his thong an chewed it. Then I nicked the long black plastic thing they point at the telly off his lap an chewed it. It was great!! But then he waked up and was very very cross. Apparently they can't change channels now
Hope your bugs have gone Ella
Dad fell asleep on the couch last night so I nicked his thong an chewed it. Then I nicked the long black plastic thing they point at the telly off his lap an chewed it. It was great!! But then he waked up and was very very cross. Apparently they can't change channels now
Hope your bugs have gone Ella
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Hmmm, wuz your dad feelin’ frisky, Maxx? Mum only wears a thong when she’s feelin’ frisky these days she say. Otherwize she sticks to her black cotton M&S comfies.
Do you chew them too? Is pants tasty?
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
How exactly did maxx take off his dads thong? Wasn’t it like... well up his bum?
- Location
- South Manchester England
Ha ha ha, I noes fongs is sangals flippy floppies down unda, I herd it, mummy red it on here long ago. Up his bum i is laffing that’s rood.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
flippy flops? What are thems? Thongs are what mum and dad wear on their paws when its hot. They taste soooooo good
I sniff Dads bum sumtimes Mas but I don't know about sticking my nose too close. He can fart for 'Straya. So can I 'parrently
I sniff Dads bum sumtimes Mas but I don't know about sticking my nose too close. He can fart for 'Straya. So can I 'parrently
You guys said bum he he he he
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Its my burfday today , I am 4 Mummy says and we are going to the shop , so I can chews new toys . Parantly Roobin has to come as well , but he aint having anyfink , it my tern to be the star today , Nelly xxxxx
But Nelly you're always the star 
Happy birthday XXX
Happy birthday XXX
- Location
- Isle of Man
Nelly, you are always the star. If little-nig Reuben does get something today it will be to protect your speshal burfday stuff from his steelin puppy teeth.
- Coco
- Coco
I asked my daddy and he said thongs are what mummy used to wear when they were first going out but now she wears granny pants that have big holes in them from where I’ve chewed them and she’s too lazy to replace them
Happy burfday Nelly, burfdays are the bestest!!
Stanley
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Happy birfday Nelly!!
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Nelly I is wishin U a very Happy Bufday! May U ave lots of nice prezzies and Roobin does not borrow them!
Woof Hunter!
X
Woof Hunter!
X
- Location
- Isle of Man
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Did I mention I was norty yesterday an chewed off mama's pompom from her new Kissmus hat? She was soooo not happy wiv me. Parrently I woz in the dog house. Did not see any dog house but I stayed in my "mandje" and tried to look very cute.