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snowbunny

snowbunny

Location
Andorra and Spain
Tuppy, hope you stopped shekkin now. I wuz shekkin lass nite wen I went out in the snow cuz there were two big MONSTAS in the street, shovin' snow around and picking it up and making a big growly sound and a BEEP BEEP BEEP sound. I sat n shaked until I felt a bit braver and could walk agen. Then we went n played wit snowballz n it wuz brillyunt and we all laffed. Then I felt brave enuff to walk past the MONSTAS going' BEEP BEEP BEEP and being growly and went back home where I am safest.

Willow
 
Granca

Granca

snowbunny said:
Then I felt brave enuff to walk past the MONSTAS going' BEEP BEEP BEEP and being growly and went back home where I am safest.
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You must be reely brave to walk past MONSTAS wich go BEEP, Willow. Snowballz must be fun, tho, but mum sez she dusn’t want any snow here. :(

Tuppy
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
We wen to the BEEEECH again! Hooray! I ran and ran and met a fousand new frends.

Then we went to the alien butt probing bum man vet. Only the man wasn there, it was vet merideth. She tried to look in my ears an I wouldn let her. I had 'jecshuns but they didn hurt. Nurse caroline gave me treets and tut tutted when I jumped on her.

Its too hot. Mum sed its our turn for the heetwave. Need to go lie on the tiles now. Bye frends
 
Emily

Emily

Location
Melbourne, Australia
We went out for a big long walk this mornin because it's not as hot now. Mum wasn't paying enuff attenshun to me and I found a big smelly bog of mud! So I had big lie down and splash around before she realised! Then we had to go for a longer walk so that we could find some water for me to play in to get clean.

It was so much fun.
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

My daddy and Sista dissapear in the morning, like every morning. I have to stay at home parantly until I have had jections. So I just cry and cry then I go back to sleep until they get home. She always is wet, I don't know where they go but I hope it is somewhere good....parantly I will get to go for short time soon...

Honey
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
Honey your sista and Dad are going to the beech and its lots of fun and you will be there soon

I'm leaving home. Joining the circus. Nasty vet said I was TOO OVERWAIT and now I'm on a new dyet. This makes the old one look like summer camp. I got no lunch scraps and instead Mum gave me a few bits of carot. No more salt and viniga chippies...no more bits from Mum and Dads meals...NO MORE CHIKKIN! 'parrently it might be the reason my ears get itchi.

:wtf::angry:

Can I come and live with someone else? Preferably near the beech? And no dyets?
 
Emily

Emily

Location
Melbourne, Australia
VanillaBean said:
Hold it, I was sick on rug and still had to be on a dyet? Does it have to be a special rug Ella? Maxx better wait until Ella says which one is best...

Vanilla
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Hmm I'm not sure. We only had one rug and it went away after I got sick on it. We have a new rug now...I'm not sure if it's a dyet cancelling rug.

Maybe you should get sick on every rug Maxx. Try eating the long grass... It often helps. But if you eat too much it might get stuck in your bum :shake:
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

Oh forgot Ella is right, don't eat to much of the long grass...it just dangles and then you have to have help from your hoomans to pull it out...not very dignified...

mmm...we only had one rug, so maybe Ella is right and you have to be sick on all to find out which one. Start with the best rug in the house..

Vanilla
 
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